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What are your favorite quotes to use in a report about something or to just use for anything that needs a quote.

My favorite is:

Love me for who I am, not for who you think you can make me.

It can be made up or a quote that you just like so much that you want everyone to see it.

Alo

I once fell when I had a little too much to drink. And I sang out to my friend: ''pick me up, before you go go!''And then she fell down laughing...

I guess you had to be there for it to be funny though.

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I rocked my shoelaces untied

MoonlitSunshine

6 X 9 = 42

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"I found it eventually, at the bottom of a locker in a disused laboratory, with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard". Ever thought of going into Advertising?"

- Arthur Dent

[MERIT]

dont get kicked in the nuts. it really hurts.

MoonlitSunshine

^F*ck yes. But even more; Don't get hit in the nuts with high speed dense projectiles. It hurts even more.

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"I found it eventually, at the bottom of a locker in a disused laboratory, with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard". Ever thought of going into Advertising?"

- Arthur Dent

tdoc210

see teh sig

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

mosesandtherubberducky

when you're recording in the studio it's like masterbation, it's okay but still sucks. But when you play live it's like full blown sex...and is awesome.


I think one of the guitarist from the wildhearts said that a year or two ago in a magazine i read.

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Can I have a youtube video for a sig? There's a thing that says "Wrap [YOUTUBE] tags around selected text"

[MERIT]

a penny saved is a penny that a cold heartless bitch will probably take away from you.

right-track

Don't worry about the goat going blind.
&
When Nelson gets his eye back.

sleepy jack

"Show me a man or a woman alone and I'll show you a saint. Give me two and they'll fall in love. Give me three and they'll invent the charming thing we call 'society'. Give me four and they'll build a pyramid. Give me five and they'll make one an outcast. Give me six and they'll reinvent prejudice. Give me seven and in seven years they'll reinvent warfare. Man may have been made in the image of God, but human society was made in the image of His opposite number, and is always trying to get back home." - The Stand

"We are afraid of losing what we have, whether it's our life or our possessions and property. But this fear evaporates when we understand that our life stories and the history of the world were written by the same hand." - The Alchemist

"All morons hate it when you call them a moron." - The Catcher in the Rye

"That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are." - The Catcher In The Rye

"Goddamn money. It always ends up making you blue as hell." - The Catcher In The Rye

"What kind of world was it where God would trap a person like a bug in a puddle of gasoline? A world that deserved to burn, that was what." - The Stand

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