If you had 1 day to live (rock, quote)

Raine · 08-24-2006, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by PipersLabyrinthX

yes. horrible ways. I dont think I'll actually get any until next thursday anyway. I'm seeing him tomorrow but its at work and although I would love to have sex in a tattoo shop, I dont think its too hygenic.

clear off a counter top lay down some gauze pads and consider yourself ready to get busy.

CityLightsLikeRain · 08-24-2006, 01:20 AM

haha. Actually his friend told me she has had sex a few times at the shop as well as a few other employees.....and its become customary to open the door to whatever room you're in the first time. That scares me.

Raine · 08-24-2006, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by PipersLabyrinthX

haha. Actually his friend told me she has had sex a few times at the shop as well as a few other employees.....and its become customary to open the door to whatever room you're in the first time. That scares me.

fear or orgasm.
Not too hard a choice. go in a room, close the door, lock it, get busy.

At any rate, I may be away fro awhile.
I just called rob he's on his way home. he'll be here in about 20 minutes.
I really don't think I can wait much longer

CityLightsLikeRain · 08-24-2006, 01:26 AM

Haha, have fun! lol.

Spike*Spiegel · 08-24-2006, 01:27 AM

*jealous*
*needs some*

Raine · 08-24-2006, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by PipersLabyrinthX

Haha, have fun! lol.

i'll try.

it's times like these i wonder if being a sexaholic is a problem.
But then i remember one of my favorite sayings: sex cures everything.
and then i think to myself if this thing (sex) can cure everything it can't be bad.
But then I think of that famous Greek proverb all things in moderation and then i try to rationalize how often i sate my carnal needs compared to all of my other cravings and then i figure my need for sex, which I can live without (although not willingly) does balance out my need to eat and it more than makes up for the fact that i have a need to reproduce but won't since it's not a good time in my life. and then i realize that everything is fair and just.
but if everything is fair and just, why the hell didn't rob get here an hour ago?

And then that brings me back full circle to the fact that I need sex. A lot of it very often.

And I have come to the conclusion that I am also in dire need of a drink. Preferably an alcoholic one.

Mr Sensitive · 08-24-2006, 03:42 AM

Merkaba · 08-24-2006, 04:17 AM

^ I know. All you can really do is laugh, then perhaps cry a little.

gabbagabba_hey · 08-24-2006, 08:33 AM

get in a car chase
go cow tipping
have lots of sex
do lots of drugs
buy a ferret
skinny dip

holdyoualways · 08-24-2006, 08:58 AM

well, lose my virginity for starters

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08-24-2006, 01:20 AM
CityLightsLikeRain Sunsetter Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Detroit, MI Posts: 1,194	haha. Actually his friend told me she has had sex a few times at the shop as well as a few other employees.....and its become customary to open the door to whatever room you're in the first time. That scares me. __________________ Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

08-24-2006, 01:26 AM
CityLightsLikeRain Sunsetter Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Detroit, MI Posts: 1,194	Haha, have fun! lol. __________________ Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

08-24-2006, 01:27 AM
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08-24-2006, 03:42 AM
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08-24-2006, 04:17 AM
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,815	^ I know. All you can really do is laugh, then perhaps cry a little. __________________ Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!

08-24-2006, 08:33 AM
gabbagabba_hey Dont Get Raped In Cancun Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: land of treason Posts: 190	get in a car chase go cow tipping have lots of sex do lots of drugs buy a ferret skinny dip __________________ go on out get some more go on out to the bar the market or the liquor store friends dont let friends get lost in chinatown

08-24-2006, 08:58 AM
holdyoualways Smells like piss Join Date: May 2005 Location: Snowy, cold, miserable Pennsylvania Posts: 1,109	well, lose my virginity for starters __________________ Damn, you look good & I'm drunk CLICK