If you had 1 day to live (rock, quote)

CityLightsLikeRain · 08-25-2006, 09:18 PM

It is elite carnival food.

**Urban Hatemonger** · 08-25-2006, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PipersLabyrinthX

My ex missed once. First off, how the HELL do you miss? I think he did it on purpose. And second, that fucking hurts. Shove a cucumber up your ass, I double dog dare you.

Men have to suffer for women as well.

Thats how we have monogamy & marrage

mosesandtherubberducky · 08-25-2006, 10:02 PM

Just out of curiousity, what made him keep going when he heard "WHAT THE F*CK WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE!"? Anyway guys have to suffer the wrath of the feared PMS

CityLightsLikeRain · 08-25-2006, 10:21 PM

He didnt. He got two good thrusts until I spun around and smacked him in the side as I was screaming and starting to cry. It hurt that much.

And YOU guys suffer? We only act like we do because we have cramps and bloating and migraines. And it absolutely sucks.

MURDER JUNKIE · 08-26-2006, 06:29 AM

Hookers, Beer, and Cocaine

**right-track** · 08-26-2006, 08:22 AM

Helping MURDER JUNKIE with the above.

explosions-in-my-pants · 08-26-2006, 11:33 AM

Murder Drunkie, what about your wife?

**Urban Hatemonger** · 08-26-2006, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by explosions-in-my-pants

Murder Drunkie, what about your wife?

And I thought you were the one who put yourself up as the agony aunt who knew about these things

explosions-in-my-pants · 08-26-2006, 11:42 AM

maybe he'll be ****ing the hooker and the wife at the same time? and drinking a beer and sniffing cocaine off of one of there backs.. so many things could take place between beer, cocaine a wife and a hooker.

**Urban Hatemonger** · 08-26-2006, 11:45 AM

Although if she`s anything like any of my friends wives she`ll probably be moaning about the mess he`d be leaving around the place & start vaccuming.

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08-25-2006, 09:18 PM
CityLightsLikeRain Sunsetter Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Detroit, MI Posts: 1,194	It is elite carnival food. __________________ Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

08-25-2006, 10:02 PM
mosesandtherubberducky butt say x Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: so i read the question as "Where YOU live" which was kinda funny instead of "Where you live" Posts: 1,650	Just out of curiousity, what made him keep going when he heard "WHAT THE F*CK WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE!"? Anyway guys have to suffer the wrath of the feared PMS __________________ Can I have a youtube video for a sig? There's a thing that says "Wrap [youtube] tags around selected text"

08-25-2006, 10:21 PM
CityLightsLikeRain Sunsetter Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Detroit, MI Posts: 1,194	He didnt. He got two good thrusts until I spun around and smacked him in the side as I was screaming and starting to cry. It hurt that much. And YOU guys suffer? We only act like we do because we have cramps and bloating and migraines. And it absolutely sucks. __________________ Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

08-26-2006, 06:29 AM
MURDER JUNKIE Sweatin' To The Oldies Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,464	Hookers, Beer, and Cocaine __________________ MINIMUM WAGE IS A GATEWAY DRUG

08-26-2006, 08:22 AM
right-track Vescere bracis meis Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,899	Helping MURDER JUNKIE with the above. __________________ UNITED > KIDS > WIFE

08-26-2006, 11:33 AM
explosions-in-my-pants angel of tragic days Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 918	Murder Drunkie, what about your wife?

08-26-2006, 11:42 AM
explosions-in-my-pants angel of tragic days Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 918	maybe he'll be ****ing the hooker and the wife at the same time? and drinking a beer and sniffing cocaine off of one of there backs.. so many things could take place between beer, cocaine a wife and a hooker.