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Old 08-24-2006, 04:23 PM  
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what one thing do you think youre better at than everyone else in the entire world?
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Old 08-24-2006, 04:24 PM  
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I do little boys pretty good.
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Old 08-24-2006, 04:30 PM  
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hard thing to put out there and ask really.
I don't think there's one thing I can do better then everyone.
I mean there are things I can probably do better then some people.. but not everyone.
I can draw better then alot of people.. but even more people then that can draw better then me.
etc...
and
Yay! your back.. long time no Oojay.
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Old 08-24-2006, 04:50 PM  
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masterbate
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Old 08-24-2006, 04:52 PM  
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don't you mean...
masterbating while drinking a beer, smoking.. and having the shower.. all at the same time?
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Old 08-24-2006, 04:53 PM  
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masterbate
Don't let Marijan see this...he'll demand proof.

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don't you mean...
masterbating while drinking a beer, smoking.. and having the shower.. all at the same time?
Smoking at the same time would be foolish...one way or another the cigs gonna get wet.

Even if you manage to keep the cig dry it wouldn't be much fun.
Imagine the scene. Beer in one hand, pulling your brains out with the other.
This leaves only one place remaining for the cig...the mouth.
This will cause smoke to get in the eyes, which in turn means you'll be turning Japanese way before the point of no return.

Don't try it MJ...TOTALLY IMPRACTICAL!
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^ =/ ew
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Old 08-24-2006, 05:04 PM  
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im pretty good at screwing things up
& being a dumbass
im an expert at that
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i am teh best at making fun of ryan taber
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Old 08-24-2006, 05:29 PM  
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Don't let Marijan see this...he'll demand proof.


Smoking at the same time would be foolish...one way or another the cigs gonna get wet.

Even if you manage to keep the cig dry it wouldn't be much fun.
Imagine the scene. Beer in one hand, pulling your brains out with the other.
This leaves only one place remaining for the cig...the mouth.
This will cause smoke to get in the eyes, which in turn means you'll be turning Japanese way before the point of no return.

Don't try it MJ...TOTALLY IMPRACTICAL!
no, i'm pretty sure MJ does it better, i'm not that obsessed with it....
OT: not a goddamn thing...
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