Anonymous Confessions (track)

littleknowitall · 09-05-2006, 04:52 PM

I don't think i'm going to be made very welcome in the local pizza houe anymore because the other night i left all my clothes in the pub and went to order pizza on the condition someone bought me a few more pints in as i'd ran out of money, luckily someone threw me some underwear half way through the order, my nads were getting cold.

my mum thinks my cat died of old age but i used to try and make it smoke pot for novelty purposes which i'm pretty sure might have had something to do with it.

I'd make these anonymous but i'm not that ashamed and this is all i can come up with as of now, i must have done something better.

tdoc210 · 09-05-2006, 04:57 PM

^ OMFINGG lol cat pot

littleknowitall · 09-05-2006, 04:59 PM

See! it is funny! and some people thought it was a cruel idea, pfft!

**sleepy jack** · 09-05-2006, 05:00 PM

Obviously moley's welsh..

littleknowitall · 09-05-2006, 05:01 PM

Can someone please tell me why the americans (most of which would be lucky to find wales on a god damn map) have caught on to poor english humour?

_Spinning_ · 09-05-2006, 05:02 PM

Ha, nice one Moley.
We use to get our Neighbour's cat stoned off his face then drop him over the fence when the neighbour got home.

The amount of times the neighbour thought his cat was dead...ah memories....

Ma Cherie · 09-05-2006, 05:02 PM

cause american humor is worn out...

**sleepy jack** · 09-05-2006, 05:03 PM

^Says teh least funniest person on the forum.

Quote:

Originally Posted by moley

Can someone please tell me why the americans (most of which would be lucky to find wales on a god damn map) have caught on to poor english humour?

BLAME RIGHT-TRACK
& its talking to you on MSN.
And you're crazy robin williams related words.

littleknowitall · 09-05-2006, 05:03 PM

Mine just sat there, staring, for hours, sometimes it would walk into things, id died of a few things, kidney faliure, a brain hemerage, strokes etc. not a fun cat death.

littleknowitall · 09-05-2006, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crowquill

^Says teh least funniest person on the forum.

BLAME RIGHT-TRACK
& its talking to you on MSN.
And you're crazy robin williams related words.

Bah i knew he'd be behind this.

(sorry bout double post, im lazy)

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09-05-2006, 04:52 PM
littleknowitall Pow! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Swansea, Wales, UK. Posts: 1,502	I don't think i'm going to be made very welcome in the local pizza houe anymore because the other night i left all my clothes in the pub and went to order pizza on the condition someone bought me a few more pints in as i'd ran out of money, luckily someone threw me some underwear half way through the order, my nads were getting cold. my mum thinks my cat died of old age but i used to try and make it smoke pot for novelty purposes which i'm pretty sure might have had something to do with it. I'd make these anonymous but i'm not that ashamed and this is all i can come up with as of now, i must have done something better. __________________ My Myspace. My Bands Myspace - Please Show Some Love Here. My Youtube. My Ultimate Guitar.

09-05-2006, 04:57 PM
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,546	^ OMFINGG lol cat pot __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

09-05-2006, 04:59 PM
littleknowitall Pow! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Swansea, Wales, UK. Posts: 1,502	See! it is funny! and some people thought it was a cruel idea, pfft! __________________ My Myspace. My Bands Myspace - Please Show Some Love Here. My Youtube. My Ultimate Guitar.

09-05-2006, 05:00 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,552	Obviously moley's welsh.. __________________ I'm not blind, I believe in you.

09-05-2006, 05:01 PM
littleknowitall Pow! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Swansea, Wales, UK. Posts: 1,502	Can someone please tell me why the americans (most of which would be lucky to find wales on a god damn map) have caught on to poor english humour? __________________ My Myspace. My Bands Myspace - Please Show Some Love Here. My Youtube. My Ultimate Guitar.

09-05-2006, 05:02 PM
Ma Cherie The Forums Sadistic Ghost Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: beyond midnight, in the abyss of time, the syren in the night Posts: 444	cause american humor is worn out... __________________ I'm not a freak on a leash, I'm just the freak holding the leash. Polly wants a cracker! Damn it! Polly wants a Fucking cracker! Give Polly a Mother Fucking cracker! http://www.myspace.com/yukiko_mori

09-05-2006, 05:03 PM
littleknowitall Pow! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Swansea, Wales, UK. Posts: 1,502	Mine just sat there, staring, for hours, sometimes it would walk into things, id died of a few things, kidney faliure, a brain hemerage, strokes etc. not a fun cat death. __________________ My Myspace. My Bands Myspace - Please Show Some Love Here. My Youtube. My Ultimate Guitar.