Yeah mate, welcome to Dr.Phil's online helpline.
We have several members dedicated to the cause of relationship talk and heaven forbid if you ever get bored of reading their pointless life quarrels then we do have a rather dainty music forum that might interest you
Though this thread is one of the more bareable ones
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Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!