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Old 09-14-2006, 10:30 PM  
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Default Where The F*ck Is Urban???

He hasn't been on in a while, so just for fun make outrageous predictions of his whereabouts and what he is currently doing.

My Prediction:

He is in Thailand on an escorted sex tour

What he is currently doing:

Recieving an exotic massage from a 15 year old Cambodian girl anxiously awaiting the command for him to turn over and recieve the "Happy Ending"
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Old 09-14-2006, 10:41 PM  
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he is in my bedroom. there are pink and fuzzy handcuffs involved. this is a fact. *MJ dirty smile*
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Old 09-14-2006, 10:52 PM  
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Lucky Urban
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Old 09-15-2006, 07:56 AM  
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He may have picked up the final leg of the U2 tour

He is currently bottling the stage and being rushed by security
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Old 09-15-2006, 08:13 PM  
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my vote is hes currently
in ammsterdamn
drinking orange juice out of the carton
while singing puff the magic dragon with bunch of
asain kids wearing pinstrip pants
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Old 09-15-2006, 08:16 PM  
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Watching Doctor Who, naked.
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Old 09-15-2006, 08:18 PM  
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Maybe he's left us and gotten a real life
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Old 09-15-2006, 10:25 PM  
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I think he may be reassessing his career options, and is finally reaching for the golden ring and making some REAL MONEY doing what he loves:

ELVIS IMPERSONATION

Here he comes now!!!

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Old 09-15-2006, 10:46 PM  
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Urban is sting ray hunting fuh sho
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Old 09-15-2006, 10:48 PM  
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I cant see him as much of a Steve Irwin fan...hes probably just telling people how much better music from the UK then from anywhere else.
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