Urban Hatemonger

Is exactly what the thread is called.........

Oliver Khan - Bayern Munich & German goalkeeper
My 3 favourite Olly Khan moments
1. Losing to Man Utd in injury time in the Champions League final
2. Picking the ball out of the net 5 times against England
3. Seeing him on the bench at this years world cup with a face like a slapped arse.

Kimi Raikkonen - McLaren F1 driver
nowhere near as good as he is supposed to be.Has the personality & charisma of a plank of wood.

Gavin Henson - Ospreys & Wales rugby player , Charlotte Church`s sex toy
I spend my time watching Wales play rugby hoping this twat gets his pretty boy face mutilated by a 20 stone prop.

Arjen Robben & Didier Drogba - Dirty Diving Chelsea Scum
Dirty diving Chelsea scum obviously

Neil 'Razor' Ruddock - Ex Liverpool , West Ham , Spurs , Swindon "footballer"
Greedy fat bastard who almost bankrupted my football team by filing a lawsuit against them for being sacked for being a useless lazy fat c*nt who wouldn`t get off his planetoid sized arse & play.

Glenn McGrath - Australian Cricketer
If this guy doesn`t have the most punchable face in cricket I don`t know who does.I`d love it if Flintoff smacked him in the mouth when he starts gobbing off.

Emile Heskey - Wigan Footballer
This useless twat is a millionaire footballer. Yes i`m jealous

__________________

DontRunMeOver

I'll just quote yours, as this guy is my most hated sports personality ever. Could possibly be described as the 'Lee Evans of Football', as all he's good for is falling over in ways first comical, but ultimately ****ing annoying.

__________________
To listen to my music click this link - WWW.MYSPACE.COM/JODILEEPARKER

right-track

Liverpoo football club and the entire population of that city.
Leeds United and the entire population of that city.
Less than half the population of Manchester...and don't get me started on how more City fans come from Manchester than United fans...it's bollocks.

__________________
Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who **** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular ****ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

Merkaba

Raikkonen and McGrath are good mentions, although McGrath is/was an amazingly good bowler.

Doug Howlett, All Blacks wiger, luckiest All Black ever who certainly didn't deserve to be there. Lately the All Black name has turned to mud, all these people coming in with next to no game experience whatsoever but old Dougie takes the cake for sheer crapness.

Justin Harrison, Australian lock, what a tosser.

I'm sure theres more I can think of later.

__________________

Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!

Urban Hatemonger

I`ll give him that but if it was down to a choice between going for a drink with either him or Shane Warne, the fat blond serial cheater wins out everytime.

__________________

Merkaba

Haha definitely, you might even get lucky in the company of Warne. The best result you could possibly get from going out with McGrath is that you might see him get decked when he starts mouthing off at security after a beer.

__________________

Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!

oojay

Fuck the NY Yankees, Oakland Raiders, LA Lakers

__________________

LesPaul43

Carmello Anthony
Toronto Maple Leafs
Tie Domi ( I Hate This Guy Sooo Much )
And im gunna put Don Cherry on this list. I know he isnt an athlete nor a team. But hes very assosiated, and i cant stand him.
John Madden sucks too. He always just states the most obvious.

__________________
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
and hypotheses can't define how I be droppin these
mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
Tremendous.