I evaluate your taste in music (lyrics, hardcore, jazz, metal)

hiu · 12-17-2006, 10:55 PM

Post your 10-20 favourite shitty artists in this thread and I will evaluate your musicality or lack their of.

Thankyou for your time.

CityLightsLikeRain · 12-17-2006, 11:02 PM

Haha I think you can have some fun with this fucker...

Not in any order:
1.Blind Guardian
2.Mindless Self Indulgence
3.Miles Beyond(local)
4.Strapping Young Lad
5.Apocolyptica
6.Leaves Eyes
7.DeVotchKa
8.ELO
9.The Who
10.Rick Wakeman
11.Ashes of Soma
12.No Doubt(early stuff)
13.Motley Crue
14.Rammstein
15.Flogging Molly
16.Disturbed
17.Dresden Dolls
18.Arch Enemy
19.Pantera
20.Deep Purple

hiu · 12-17-2006, 11:30 PM

My first thoughts: Not a lot of variety, every artist is in the rock or pop variety of music. Rock music sucks.

Blind Guardian: POWER METAL \m/. That's what I would say if their was actually one power metal band that didn't suck ass. This band is no different.

Mindless Self Indulgence: When I first huurd this band I felt like I was listening to a poop being pissed on. It's like a combination of the worst of every type of music they were influenced by.

Miles Beyond(local): Srry I haven't hurrd this band before.

Apocolyptica: I don't know this band but judging from the name they are of the power metal variety. See: Blind Guardian. Notice how they all have crappy names that try to sound edgy and cool.

The Who: Not really bad other than the fact that they are so boring. The fact that everyone likes The Who and I'm an underground music elitist adds to my hate.

No Doubt(early stuff): My mom likes early No Doubt.

Motley Crue: I'd love to be sucking Tommy Lee's cock but in terms of music they suck.

Rammstein: I'm all for good German music. Krautrock, Rock-O-Rama Records stuff (jk, only the early hardcore stuff) and the decent hardcore punk music produced from their with lyrics sung in the native tongue. It makes me sad for Germany that since then, they produced Rammstein. Tut tut.

Flogging Molly: What's with all the folk punk/celtic shit. It all sucks harder than Raine's vacume cleaner.

Arch Enemy: Women with no tallent shouldn't be allowed to try and make music. Go and bake me pies.

Pantera: LoL@Dimebag dying.

Srry I couldn't comment on them all but that would take too long.

I help you through your musical retardation: You seem to like metal (be it shitty modern metal, but metal none the less). Go and get some early Cryptic Slaughter and some Fearless Iranians From Hell.

Also, get some variety. And by variety I don't mean shit like Elliott Smith, STFU Stevens, Jaga Jazzist and some crap Acid Jazz.

Thankyou for your time.

CityLightsLikeRain · 12-17-2006, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by hiu

Apocolyptica: I don't know this band but judging from the name they are of the power metal variety. See: Blind Guardian. Notice how they all have crappy names that try to sound edgy and cool.

Its four cellos that play Metallica covers, classical music and their own originals. Pretty damn decent.

oojay · 12-17-2006, 11:35 PM

/sig'd

CityLightsLikeRain · 12-17-2006, 11:35 PM

^HAHAHAHAHAHA.....oh god.

Oh yeah, and I'm more of a Nikki Sixx fan, he's hawtness.

hiu · 12-17-2006, 11:36 PM

Put on some honey and it's just like licking a lollipop.

oojay · 12-17-2006, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hiu

Put on some honey and it's just like licking a lollipop.

Is that what you tell the kids at the playground?

CityLightsLikeRain · 12-17-2006, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hiu

Put on some honey and it's just like licking a lollipop.

Have fun with the herpes. God knows he's a breeding ground for STDs.

hiu · 12-17-2006, 11:40 PM

It was but I left school a few months ago. I just turned 7 and I'm going to big boy school.

Back on topic, bitches

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12-17-2006, 10:55 PM
hiu Music Guru Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,167	I evaluate your taste in music Post your 10-20 favourite shitty artists in this thread and I will evaluate your musicality or lack their of. Thankyou for your time.

12-17-2006, 11:02 PM
CityLightsLikeRain Sunsetter Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Detroit, MI Posts: 1,060	Haha I think you can have some fun with this fucker... Not in any order: 1.Blind Guardian 2.Mindless Self Indulgence 3.Miles Beyond(local) 4.Strapping Young Lad 5.Apocolyptica 6.Leaves Eyes 7.DeVotchKa 8.ELO 9.The Who 10.Rick Wakeman 11.Ashes of Soma 12.No Doubt(early stuff) 13.Motley Crue 14.Rammstein 15.Flogging Molly 16.Disturbed 17.Dresden Dolls 18.Arch Enemy 19.Pantera 20.Deep Purple __________________ ...I think I ate your chocolate squirrel...

12-17-2006, 11:30 PM
hiu Music Guru Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,167	My first thoughts: Not a lot of variety, every artist is in the rock or pop variety of music. Rock music sucks. Blind Guardian: POWER METAL \m/. That's what I would say if their was actually one power metal band that didn't suck ass. This band is no different. Mindless Self Indulgence: When I first huurd this band I felt like I was listening to a poop being pissed on. It's like a combination of the worst of every type of music they were influenced by. Miles Beyond(local): Srry I haven't hurrd this band before. Apocolyptica: I don't know this band but judging from the name they are of the power metal variety. See: Blind Guardian. Notice how they all have crappy names that try to sound edgy and cool. The Who: Not really bad other than the fact that they are so boring. The fact that everyone likes The Who and I'm an underground music elitist adds to my hate. No Doubt(early stuff): My mom likes early No Doubt. Motley Crue: I'd love to be sucking Tommy Lee's cock but in terms of music they suck. Rammstein: I'm all for good German music. Krautrock, Rock-O-Rama Records stuff (jk, only the early hardcore stuff) and the decent hardcore punk music produced from their with lyrics sung in the native tongue. It makes me sad for Germany that since then, they produced Rammstein. Tut tut. Flogging Molly: What's with all the folk punk/celtic shit. It all sucks harder than Raine's vacume cleaner. Arch Enemy: Women with no tallent shouldn't be allowed to try and make music. Go and bake me pies. Pantera: LoL@Dimebag dying. Srry I couldn't comment on them all but that would take too long. I help you through your musical retardation: You seem to like metal (be it shitty modern metal, but metal none the less). Go and get some early Cryptic Slaughter and some Fearless Iranians From Hell. Also, get some variety. And by variety I don't mean shit like Elliott Smith, STFU Stevens, Jaga Jazzist and some crap Acid Jazz. Thankyou for your time. Last edited by hiu : 12-17-2006 at 11:36 PM.

12-17-2006, 11:35 PM
CityLightsLikeRain Sunsetter Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Detroit, MI Posts: 1,060	^HAHAHAHAHAHA.....oh god. Oh yeah, and I'm more of a Nikki Sixx fan, he's hawtness. __________________ ...I think I ate your chocolate squirrel...

12-17-2006, 11:36 PM
hiu Music Guru Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,167	Put on some honey and it's just like licking a lollipop.

12-17-2006, 11:40 PM
hiu Music Guru Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,167	It was but I left school a few months ago. I just turned 7 and I'm going to big boy school. Back on topic, bitches