right-track's guide to essential life-skills. (quote, 1982)

The Dave · 01-03-2007, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by oojay

http://www.xxxmouth-fisting-for-the-davexxx.com

If only that link worked....

NaNaNer · 01-03-2007, 10:32 AM

What??? It dont work???

I knew I should have never sent him pics!

**sleepy jack** · 01-03-2007, 06:23 PM

I was lying, I can't really stick a fist in my mouth.
I just wanted to be accepted

**right-track** · 01-03-2007, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

Now lets get back to reality:

1. Of the 5 people who said they could fist themselves orally, still no photos...not cool. I'm about to take a photo of me attempting it.

2. Can we get some welsh pronuciation. Give its age and englands history im going to pronounce it like I do german words. Maybe its nees a gaelic like resurgence.

3. What happened to Moely, and Sensitive, do you speak Welsh?

Answer to;

1. Awesome. Although I'd much prefer a pic of Marijan stuffing his foot into his mouth.

2. It's pronounced as you read it. There are exceptions ie; Llandudno = Klandidno (or summat like that) as stated earlier...imagine your hawking up lung mucas when speaking Welsh.
It has nothing to do with the English or the Germans. Welsh is a Celtic language...you ignorant Bostonian.

3. Moley and Mr. Sensitive job share down the coal mines.
And no they don't, shame on them.

4. Crowquill...you will never be accepted, get used to it.

**sleepy jack** · 01-03-2007, 06:45 PM

swim · 01-03-2007, 07:07 PM

someone take a picture of their fist in their mouth.

Mr Sensitive · 01-03-2007, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

Oh lord....and then you have americans complaining about everyone calling them stupid.

To be fair, a lot of people outside the UK don't know that there is a Welsh language.

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Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

Sensitive, do you speak Welsh?

Just a couple of words and phrases, I'm from the south, and the vast majority of people here peak English. Speaking in Welsh is more common in the north.

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Originally Posted by right-track

Moley and Mr. Sensitive job share down the coal mines

Aye, this is us after a long hard shift.

Merkaba · 01-03-2007, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

Oh shut the **** up. Just cause you're Englands bitch boy and you've got a complex because SitU had an avatar for 20 seconds that was bigger than your country, don't go Napoleon on the international community.

Why are you so anti-american by the way. If I have to point out that you should judge people by states or at least by regions of the country one more time im going to scream. For all I'm ignorant of a dying language, you're ignorant enough of one of the worlds major countries.

Honestly, for all the information thats out there to know, I don't think knowing Welsh is still spoken is really up there. I read the Economist cracker, I'm more worldly than 75% of the country. Pipe down.

That was fucking awesome.

Hey Right Track, gimme 3 very awkward situations and how you would deal with them. For example, like when you were a kid and you're watching a movie with your parents (I don't know if they had telly's back then

) and some unexpected erotica comes out of nowhere.

NaNaNer · 01-05-2007, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

2. How to disgust your mates.

1. Wet your fingers with water and creep up on a mate.

2. Pretend to sneeze and simultaneously flick the water onto the back of their neck.

3.For extra realism put yogurt on your other hand and when they turn round...lick the yogurt off your fingers and ask them if they want some.

What kind of yogurt?

**right-track** · 01-05-2007, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Merkaba

Hey Right Track, gimme 3 very awkward situations and how you would deal with them. For example, like when you were a kid and you're watching a movie with your parents (I don't know if they had telly's back then

) and some unexpected erotica comes out of nowhere.

Yes we had tele's back then, they were black and white.

Ahhh yes, the embarrassing TV moments.
In our house when I was a kid and an embarrassing sex scene came on, nobody would move a muscle or even dare take their eyes off the screen. Then Dad would get up (before remotes) and switched channels and we would continue watching TV in silence...apart from Dad who would whistle quietly to himself.

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Originally Posted by NaNaNer

What kind of yogurt?

Any neutral coloured yogurt will suffice.
Remember, you are joking and the visual image of you licking your fingers clean will have the desired effect.

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