right-track's guide to essential life-skills. (quote, 1982)

NaNaNer · 01-05-2007, 03:16 PM

They have sex scenes on TV there??

OMG I got to move.

**right-track** · 01-05-2007, 03:36 PM

4. How To Get By In Spanish...Part 1.

How are you?
Que tal?

Sorry to interrupt your siesta Pedro...but I want service.
Perdone molestar tu siesta Pedro...pero necesisto servizio.

Were your staff trained by General Franco?
Eran Franquistas vuestro personal?

^ Tip: Depending on the Spanish speaking country you are visiting at the time, insert local dictators name where it reads... Eran Franquistas.

Please stop farting, I'm British.
Cede de echarse pedos, soy Ingles. (or...soy Americano etc)

Take that stupid sombrero off, you nearly had my eye out!
Quitate ese sombrero ridulo, casi me quitasel ojo!

**right-track** · 01-05-2007, 06:51 PM

5. How to get rid of annoying posts.

1. Tick individual posts that require moving.
2. Use mod slide bar situated at bottom of thread and select a thread to put selected posts.
3. Paste destination.
4. Click "Go".
5. And voila...annoying posts removed.

e.g...The Big Bostonian Vs. The Croatster

**sleepy jack** · 01-05-2007, 06:52 PM

e.g. http://www.musicbanter.com/search.php?searchid=451419 **

swim · 01-05-2007, 07:52 PM

6. How to Make Swim a Happy Panda

Take a picture of your fist in your mouth and post it on mb.

Trauma · 01-05-2007, 07:57 PM

I just realized you're the same age as Ethan.

An essential life skill has to definitely be MJ's smoothness.
It's priceless.

Spike*Spiegel · 01-05-2007, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swimintheundertow

6. How to Make Swim a Happy Panda

Take a picture of your fist in your mouth and post it on mb.

maybe tomorrow

oojay · 01-06-2007, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

3. How to cop a free feel.

One for the boys.

1. Bet the girl you fancy 50p, or whatever is half a dollar these days, that you can make her tits wobble without touching them.

2. Wobble her tits...give her the money.

Let's change this to "How to get kicked in the junk".

**Urban Hatemonger** · 01-06-2007, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay

Let's change this to "How to get kicked in the junk".

I bet you only say that because you were stupid enough to try it

oojay · 01-06-2007, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

I bet you only say that because you were stupid enough to try it

Nah, just experience with women. Don't worry Urb, your time will come one of these days little buddy.

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01-05-2007, 03:16 PM
NaNaNer Truth Seeker Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: The Hallway Posts: 484	They have sex scenes on TV there?? OMG I got to move. __________________ Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." “See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cds and burn 'em. 'cause you know the musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years.... rrrrrrrrreal f**kin high on drugs.”

01-05-2007, 03:36 PM
right-track Vescere bracis meis Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,899	4. How To Get By In Spanish...Part 1. How are you? Que tal? Sorry to interrupt your siesta Pedro...but I want service. Perdone molestar tu siesta Pedro...pero necesisto servizio. Were your staff trained by General Franco? Eran Franquistas vuestro personal? ^ Tip: Depending on the Spanish speaking country you are visiting at the time, insert local dictators name where it reads... Eran Franquistas. Please stop farting, I'm British. Cede de echarse pedos, soy Ingles. (or...soy Americano etc) Take that stupid sombrero off, you nearly had my eye out! Quitate ese sombrero ridulo, casi me quitasel ojo! __________________ UNITED > KIDS > WIFE

01-05-2007, 06:51 PM
right-track Vescere bracis meis Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,899	5. How to get rid of annoying posts. 1. Tick individual posts that require moving. 2. Use mod slide bar situated at bottom of thread and select a thread to put selected posts. 3. Paste destination. 4. Click "Go". 5. And voila...annoying posts removed. e.g...The Big Bostonian Vs. The Croatster __________________ UNITED > KIDS > WIFE

01-05-2007, 06:52 PM
sleepy jack just made poverty history Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 17,625	e.g. http://www.musicbanter.com/search.php?searchid=451419 ** __________________ I could go off the deep end, I could kill all my best friends.

01-05-2007, 07:52 PM
swim This is my year for sure. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: North Carolina Posts: 4,590	6. How to Make Swim a Happy Panda Take a picture of your fist in your mouth and post it on mb. __________________ go sailor. go sailor. go.

01-05-2007, 07:57 PM
Trauma Small-n Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ypsilanti, Michigan Posts: 2,054	I just realized you're the same age as Ethan. An essential life skill has to definitely be MJ's smoothness. It's priceless. __________________ "This is a goodbye kiss from the Iraqi people, dog. This is from the widows, the orphans and those who were killed in Iraq." -Muntazer al-Zaidi