right-track's guide to essential life-skills. (quote, 1982)

**right-track** · 01-02-2007, 02:37 PM

1. How to get by in Welsh.

Apologies to moley and Mr. Sensitive.

Out of my way you thieving dark haired little midget.
Allan o fy ffordd, y corrach bach gwallt-dulladronllyd.

Don't you "Boyo" me, you Taffy yokel.
Paid galw "Boyo" arna' i, taeog Gymro.

And my favourite...

No I don't want to see another chapel...are there no pubs?
Na dydw i ddim eisiau gweld capelarall...oes na ddim tafarndai?

**right-track** · 01-02-2007, 02:42 PM

2. How to disgust your mates.

1. Wet your fingers with water and creep up on a mate.

2. Pretend to sneeze and simultaneously flick the water onto the back of their neck.

3.For extra realism put yogurt on your other hand and when they turn round...lick the yogurt off your fingers and ask them if they want some.

TheBig3KilledMyRainDog · 01-02-2007, 03:14 PM

Call me ignorant, but Welsh is a spoken language? I thought it was akin to elven.

**right-track** · 01-02-2007, 03:16 PM

Similar, in that they are spoken by people of about the same height.
Sadly, a dying language.

**sleepy jack fire drill** · 01-02-2007, 03:33 PM

Moley tried to teach me a welsh word once, I couldn't pronounce it

**right-track** · 01-02-2007, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crowquill

Moley tried to teach me a welsh word once, I couldn't pronounce it

Imagine hawking up flem, it helps with pronunciation.
It's a real shame if it dies out. It's the oldest language in Britain.
Estimated at between 2,500 - 4,000 years old.

~~Mamagarmr~~ · 01-02-2007, 03:37 PM

^ oh me too
it wa slike 237930 charchters long

**right-track** · 01-02-2007, 04:07 PM

3. How to cop a free feel.

One for the boys.

1. Bet the girl you fancy 50p, or whatever is half a dollar these days, that you can make her tits wobble without touching them.

2. Wobble her tits...give her the money.

Mr Sensitive · 01-02-2007, 04:11 PM

It was nice that I got an apology in advance.

NaNaNer · 01-02-2007, 04:12 PM

That would never work on me.

Its like the whole

"Can you touch your elbows behind your back?"

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01-02-2007, 02:37 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 4,636	right-track's guide to essential life-skills. 1. How to get by in Welsh. Apologies to moley and Mr. Sensitive. Out of my way you thieving dark haired little midget. Allan o fy ffordd, y corrach bach gwallt-dulladronllyd. Don't you "Boyo" me, you Taffy yokel. Paid galw "Boyo" arna' i, taeog Gymro. And my favourite... No I don't want to see another chapel...are there no pubs? Na dydw i ddim eisiau gweld capelarall...oes na ddim tafarndai?

01-02-2007, 02:42 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 4,636	2. How to disgust your mates. 1. Wet your fingers with water and creep up on a mate. 2. Pretend to sneeze and simultaneously flick the water onto the back of their neck. 3.For extra realism put yogurt on your other hand and when they turn round...lick the yogurt off your fingers and ask them if they want some.

01-02-2007, 03:14 PM
TheBig3KilledMyRainDog is Killing the Blues Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Bostonia Posts: 3,748	Call me ignorant, but Welsh is a spoken language? I thought it was akin to elven. __________________ “The night falls gracefully for those who have a love to call their own. But alas, for those to whom love has turned a blind eye – love, it falls like a guillotine” “No more waiting for fate to befall me, no. I have my dreamboat, and together we will find our destiny, choose our ladder to the sky” - Markus Pierson

01-02-2007, 03:16 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 4,636	Similar, in that they are spoken by people of about the same height. Sadly, a dying language.

01-02-2007, 03:37 PM
~~Mamagarmr~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Left of the Left Posts: 2,532	^ oh me too it wa slike 237930 charchters long

01-02-2007, 04:07 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 4,636	3. How to cop a free feel. One for the boys. 1. Bet the girl you fancy 50p, or whatever is half a dollar these days, that you can make her tits wobble without touching them. 2. Wobble her tits...give her the money.

01-02-2007, 04:11 PM
Mr Sensitive Hyperkinetic Rabbitything Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the Noodle Mines Posts: 567	It was nice that I got an apology in advance. __________________ Tie his hair in bunches, fuck him, call him Rita if you want.

01-02-2007, 04:12 PM
NaNaNer Truth Seeker Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: The Hallway Posts: 490	That would never work on me. Its like the whole "Can you touch your elbows behind your back?" __________________ Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." “See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cds and burn 'em. 'cause you know the musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years.... rrrrrrrrreal f**kin high on drugs.”