Disturbing recent S*x experiences. (quote)

Desired_Moments · 01-08-2007, 06:09 PM

I just thought I'd share, because it is extremely hilarious.

I had to hobble my way to the doctors today after a night of suffering and pain after Moley 'LittleKnowItAll' banged me far too hard and tore ligaments in my effing back. Aswel as that. Moley. came. in . his own. face!

*pauses to lmao* (by accident ofcourse) as much as he is a dirty rampant ho. *lmao again*

*Moley- mumbles
*me- 'did you, just c*m in your face?'
*Moley-nods
*me-snickers, then laughs uncontrollably.
*Both walk into the light, I notice he has an eye closed*
*me- 'you, you didn't c*m in your eye did you?'
*moley- nods again. (he cant open his mouth to speak for he has semen on his lips, forehead, hair and eye!)

I thought I'd shame him with that, although he should be quite proud with the tearing of my ligaments. o.O

Anyone have any stories?

~~Mamagarmr~~ · 01-08-2007, 06:10 PM

omg disturbed omg grosss
WTF

Desired_Moments · 01-08-2007, 06:13 PM

*steals pc* well i am quite proud of the first thing

oojay · 01-08-2007, 06:18 PM

is this really necessary?

~~Mamagarmr~~ · 01-08-2007, 06:20 PM

this..is not.. a porn site moley >= [

Desired_Moments · 01-08-2007, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay

is this really necessary?

*bitch slaps you*

Desired_Moments · 01-08-2007, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mamagarmr

this..is not.. a porn site moley >= [

it isnt?:O OMG

oojay · 01-08-2007, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desired_Moments

*bitch slaps you*

should you be giving moley a big sloppy j*zz kiss right about now?

*self-high-five*

Desired_Moments · 01-08-2007, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay

should you be giving moley a big sloppy j*zz kiss right about now?

*self-high-five*

How about you do it for me?

oojay · 01-08-2007, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desired_Moments

How about you do it for me?

pucker up

*POW! right in the kisser*

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01-08-2007, 06:09 PM
Desired_Moments *** Junkie Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Loughor, Swansea, Wales Posts: 80	*Disturbing recent Sx experiences.** I just thought I'd share, because it is extremely hilarious. I had to hobble my way to the doctors today after a night of suffering and pain after Moley 'LittleKnowItAll' banged me far too hard and tore ligaments in my effing back. Aswel as that. Moley. came. in . his own. face! pauses to lmao (by accident ofcourse) as much as he is a dirty rampant ho. lmao again Moley- mumbles me- 'did you, just cm in your face?' Moley-nods me-snickers, then laughs uncontrollably. Both walk into the light, I notice he has an eye closed* me- 'you, you didn't cm in your eye did you?' moley- nods again. (he cant open his mouth to speak for he has semen on his lips, forehead, hair and eye!) I thought I'd shame him with that, although he should be quite proud with the tearing of my ligaments. o.O Anyone have any stories? __________________ Dude.* I inject smack into my eyes.

01-08-2007, 06:10 PM
~~Mamagarmr~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Left of the Left Posts: 2,532	omg disturbed omg grosss WTF

01-08-2007, 06:13 PM
Desired_Moments *** Junkie Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Loughor, Swansea, Wales Posts: 80	steals pc well i am quite proud of the first thing __________________ Dude. I inject smack into my eyes.

01-08-2007, 06:20 PM
~~Mamagarmr~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Left of the Left Posts: 2,532	this..is not.. a porn site moley >= [