My Life's Story (Birth to 5) (punk, member, song, 1987)

A_Perfect_Sonnet · 03-01-2007, 01:00 AM

I'm trying to fit in here now that everyone is telling everyone else about there lives, I figured I'd give you my life's story.

Well I'd say it started from the womb. I popped out at 2:14AM on December 31st, 1987,
a healthy baby boy of 8 pounds 11 ounces.

12 inches

Then the doctors took my height,
and I was 23 inches tall.

I remember playing atari and eating sand for the first few years of my life,
along spinning around yelling the word "apple" with my baby brother

I also liked the carebears,
I'd watch them at my dad's office.
Apparently I was quite the spunky kid.

When I was 4 I killed my first prostitute.
It wasn't my fault,
She fell on the knife.

Shortly thereafter, my family moved to virginia, where I began montessori school.

...to be continued...

sleepy jack · 03-01-2007, 02:14 AM

I can relate

DontRunMeOver · 03-01-2007, 04:07 AM

Carebears relay subliminal messages, telling us to kill. Knew it all along.

matious · 03-01-2007, 04:03 PM

montesorri school sucks ass!

Kevorkian Logic · 03-01-2007, 06:47 PM

montessori schools are sketch to me.

I have a bunch of former montessori kids roaming my halls. Most of them are a little off.

matious · 03-01-2007, 06:51 PM

i used to go to one in middle school. Every friday we would have a "community meeting" where we would share compliments and thankyous...

They also had a "land school", a k a the farm i had to live on. I think the entire middle school had 40 kids, only 1 of them black.

i remember in 6th grade there, on tuesday at the last hour of school was song time. where we would sing :kum by ya" "big fat walleye" and other incredibly boring, over-the-top, safe family jingles...

urg...

adidasss · 03-01-2007, 06:51 PM

Haha...I've heard they're really good at math tho...and at average, montessori kids appear to be smarter.

matious · 03-01-2007, 06:54 PM

^only because they're rich. I had the grandaughter of Walter Mondale(american wanna-be president guy) in my class.

...thinking about it though...she was really dumb..

Kevorkian Logic · 03-01-2007, 07:04 PM

The ones in my grade have no work ethic. I think it just matters if the students who go are naturally smart and hard working. Because I get the vibe they don't learn that much, just what they want to learn or something.

matious · 03-01-2007, 07:10 PM

well Montessori kids, at least at the school i went to. We got to choose our work, and when we wanted to do it, and how.

so pretty much meaning, no one did ****.

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03-01-2007, 01:00 AM
A_Perfect_Sonnet Dinosaurus Rex!!! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Winchester, VA Posts: 892	My Life's Story (Birth to 5) I'm trying to fit in here now that everyone is telling everyone else about there lives, I figured I'd give you my life's story. Well I'd say it started from the womb. I popped out at 2:14AM on December 31st, 1987, a healthy baby boy of 8 pounds 11 ounces. 12 inches Then the doctors took my height, and I was 23 inches tall. I remember playing atari and eating sand for the first few years of my life, along spinning around yelling the word "apple" with my baby brother I also liked the carebears, I'd watch them at my dad's office. Apparently I was quite the spunky kid. When I was 4 I killed my first prostitute. It wasn't my fault, She fell on the knife. Shortly thereafter, my family moved to virginia, where I began montessori school. ...to be continued...

03-01-2007, 02:14 AM
sleepy jack Vote Unfan For Mod '08 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,709	I can relate __________________ I'm not blind, I believe in you.

03-01-2007, 04:03 PM
matious Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,532	montesorri school sucks ass!

03-01-2007, 06:47 PM
Kevorkian Logic Ya Wanna Trip? Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 980	montessori schools are sketch to me. I have a bunch of former montessori kids roaming my halls. Most of them are a little off. __________________ She was laughing like crazy at the trouble I'm in Her light eyes were dancing she is insane Schizophrenia is taking me home

03-01-2007, 06:51 PM
matious Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,532	i used to go to one in middle school. Every friday we would have a "community meeting" where we would share compliments and thankyous... They also had a "land school", a k a the farm i had to live on. I think the entire middle school had 40 kids, only 1 of them black. i remember in 6th grade there, on tuesday at the last hour of school was song time. where we would sing :kum by ya" "big fat walleye" and other incredibly boring, over-the-top, safe family jingles... urg...

03-01-2007, 06:51 PM
adidasss deadbeat Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Croatia Posts: 4,788	Haha...I've heard they're really good at math tho...and at average, montessori kids appear to be smarter. __________________ Last edited by adidasss : 03-01-2007 at 06:58 PM.

03-01-2007, 06:54 PM
matious Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,532	^only because they're rich. I had the grandaughter of Walter Mondale(american wanna-be president guy) in my class. ...thinking about it though...she was really dumb..

03-01-2007, 07:04 PM
Kevorkian Logic Ya Wanna Trip? Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 980	The ones in my grade have no work ethic. I think it just matters if the students who go are naturally smart and hard working. Because I get the vibe they don't learn that much, just what they want to learn or something. __________________ She was laughing like crazy at the trouble I'm in Her light eyes were dancing she is insane Schizophrenia is taking me home

03-01-2007, 07:10 PM
matious Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,532	well Montessori kids, at least at the school i went to. We got to choose our work, and when we wanted to do it, and how. so pretty much meaning, no one did ****.