gots me an ipod, but iz too retarded to use it (bass, itunes)

**right-track** · 04-14-2007, 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Crowquill

Throw it against a cement wall.

I'd advise against throwing it against a cement wall Ethan.
In Croatia, such an action could cause serious structural damage.

**sleepy jack** · 04-14-2007, 04:32 AM

Yeah, but with the shattered pieces of the ipod they could probably buy three new structures.

**right-track** · 04-14-2007, 04:35 AM

Like i-pod parts for new homes?

I like it mate, we could start CroatAid and rebuild Croatia from scratch with i-pod part donations from the civilised world.

**sleepy jack** · 04-14-2007, 04:42 AM

Seriously, I think we should. We could sell some t-shirts to help fund it too, maybe get people to donate a blanket or two that could keep a dozen or so familys warm.

**right-track** · 04-14-2007, 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crowquill

maybe get people to donate a blanket or two that could keep a dozen or so familys warm.

Clearly, the ex commies aren't yet ready for our capitalists technological gadgets.

Most people in Croatia, actually think that this is an i-pod...

**sleepy jack** · 04-14-2007, 05:00 AM

Poor ignorant fools, my heart breaks. It really does, we'll save it. Maybe we can be presidents of it once its saved too.

**right-track** · 04-14-2007, 05:23 AM

This needs presidential approval.

**sleepy jack** · 04-14-2007, 05:44 AM

God that shouldn't have made me laugh for ten minutes straight.

**Urban Hatemonger** · 04-14-2007, 05:48 AM

Celebrities flock to Croatia to launch I-Pod Aid

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**right-track** · 04-14-2007, 06:19 AM

News just in...
The new Croatia Generation ipod hits the African high street.

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04-14-2007, 04:32 AM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,369	Yeah, but with the shattered pieces of the ipod they could probably buy three new structures. __________________ You're so evil and I'm so good, I'll make it up to you someday.

04-14-2007, 04:35 AM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,264	Like i-pod parts for new homes? I like it mate, we could start CroatAid and rebuild Croatia from scratch with i-pod part donations from the civilised world. __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

04-14-2007, 04:42 AM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,369	Seriously, I think we should. We could sell some t-shirts to help fund it too, maybe get people to donate a blanket or two that could keep a dozen or so familys warm. __________________ You're so evil and I'm so good, I'll make it up to you someday.

04-14-2007, 05:00 AM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,369	Poor ignorant fools, my heart breaks. It really does, we'll save it. Maybe we can be presidents of it once its saved too. __________________ You're so evil and I'm so good, I'll make it up to you someday.

04-14-2007, 05:23 AM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,264	This needs presidential approval. __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

04-14-2007, 05:44 AM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,369	God that shouldn't have made me laugh for ten minutes straight. __________________ You're so evil and I'm so good, I'll make it up to you someday.

04-14-2007, 06:19 AM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,264	News just in... The new Croatia Generation ipod hits the African high street. __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.