Southerner wants to fight! (house, rock, albums, Whip, Whip)

**sleepy jack** · 08-31-2007, 09:42 PM

Matious what do you call a southerner with a sheep under each arm?

**sleepy jack** · 08-31-2007, 09:42 PM

a pimp!

matious · 08-31-2007, 09:45 PM

**sleepy jack** · 08-31-2007, 09:46 PM

Bill pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Clarence where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Bill recalled.

"That sounds wonderful," said Clarence.

"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."

"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."

God that Bill guy sounds like a class act!

**sleepy jack** · 08-31-2007, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matious

ITS BILL!

matious · 08-31-2007, 09:47 PM

xD
glad im not him

matious · 08-31-2007, 09:50 PM

**sleepy jack** · 08-31-2007, 09:51 PM

A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!"

The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redneck.

The redneck looked at him and said, "You stay outta this, I''m talking to the guy on your lap!"

matious · 08-31-2007, 09:56 PM

matious · 08-31-2007, 09:58 PM

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08-31-2007, 09:42 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,327	Matious what do you call a southerner with a sheep under each arm? __________________ You're so evil and I'm so good, I'll make it up to you someday.

08-31-2007, 09:42 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,327	a pimp! __________________ You're so evil and I'm so good, I'll make it up to you someday.

08-31-2007, 09:45 PM
matious Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,461

08-31-2007, 09:46 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,327	Bill pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Clarence where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Bill recalled. "That sounds wonderful," said Clarence. "Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us." "Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?" "Baaaaa..." God that Bill guy sounds like a class act! __________________ You're so evil and I'm so good, I'll make it up to you someday.

08-31-2007, 09:47 PM
matious Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,461	xD glad im not him

08-31-2007, 09:50 PM
matious Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,461

08-31-2007, 09:51 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,327	A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!" The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redneck. The redneck looked at him and said, "You stay outta this, I''m talking to the guy on your lap!" __________________ You're so evil and I'm so good, I'll make it up to you someday.

08-31-2007, 09:56 PM
matious Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,461

08-31-2007, 09:58 PM
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