Southerner wants to fight! (house, rock, albums, Whip, Whip)

**sleepy jack** · 08-31-2007, 09:34 PM

There were some backwoods hillbillies living across the river from each other, who feuded constantly. Bill hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks across the river at Clarence. This went on for years until one day the Corps of Engineers came to build a bridge across that river. Bill was elated; he told his wife that finally he was going to get the chance to cross over and whip Clarence.

He left the house and returned in a matter of minutes. His wife asked what was wrong, didn't he intend to go over the bridge and whip Clarence? He replied that he never had really seen Clarence up close and didn't realize his size until he started over the bridge and saw the sign: "CLEARANCE 8 FT 3 IN"

This was that redneck joke I was trying to tell you matious before AIM quit.

matious · 08-31-2007, 09:35 PM

can i make fun of scott being canadien now D=

**sleepy jack** · 08-31-2007, 09:36 PM

tell me the jokes!

matious · 08-31-2007, 09:38 PM

**sleepy jack** · 08-31-2007, 09:38 PM

haha, post more!

matious · 08-31-2007, 09:38 PM

xD

get it cuz they have no military

**sleepy jack** · 08-31-2007, 09:39 PM

lol

AN ARMY OF ONE!

matious · 08-31-2007, 09:39 PM

matious · 08-31-2007, 09:40 PM

**sleepy jack** · 08-31-2007, 09:41 PM

hahaha

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08-31-2007, 09:34 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,328	Southerner wants to fight! There were some backwoods hillbillies living across the river from each other, who feuded constantly. Bill hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks across the river at Clarence. This went on for years until one day the Corps of Engineers came to build a bridge across that river. Bill was elated; he told his wife that finally he was going to get the chance to cross over and whip Clarence. He left the house and returned in a matter of minutes. His wife asked what was wrong, didn't he intend to go over the bridge and whip Clarence? He replied that he never had really seen Clarence up close and didn't realize his size until he started over the bridge and saw the sign: "CLEARANCE 8 FT 3 IN" This was that redneck joke I was trying to tell you matious before AIM quit. __________________ You're so evil and I'm so good, I'll make it up to you someday.

08-31-2007, 09:35 PM
matious Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,461	can i make fun of scott being canadien now D=

08-31-2007, 09:36 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,328	tell me the jokes! __________________ You're so evil and I'm so good, I'll make it up to you someday.

08-31-2007, 09:38 PM
matious Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,461

08-31-2007, 09:38 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,328	haha, post more! __________________ You're so evil and I'm so good, I'll make it up to you someday.

08-31-2007, 09:39 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,328	lol AN ARMY OF ONE! __________________ You're so evil and I'm so good, I'll make it up to you someday.

08-31-2007, 09:40 PM
matious Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,461

08-31-2007, 09:41 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,328	hahaha __________________ You're so evil and I'm so good, I'll make it up to you someday.