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Old 09-02-2007, 08:36 PM  
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Default 420 lb Woman Didnt know she was pregnant

This 420 pound woman went to the hospital because of what she called "A stomache ache"..48 hours later she had a baby.

News: Harsh words for mom - OCRegister.com
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Old 09-02-2007, 08:39 PM  
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Get her some Pepto-Cherry

Nausea, Heartburn, Impregnation, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea etc.

The real question is how much did the bloke who planted the seed have to drink and what brand of spelunking helmet did he use to find that crevasse.
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Old 09-02-2007, 08:42 PM  
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Lol, thats so America.
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Old 09-02-2007, 09:28 PM  
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you think she would realize she hadnt been having her period for 9 months?
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Some women have a period while they're pregnant. It's rare but it happens.
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I also heard that some obese women have very unregular menstrual cycles because of how unhealthy their bodies are. They stop running correctly lol
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i get being so heavy there was no need for weight gain.
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You would have to roll her in flour to find the wet bits..
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You would have to roll her in flour to find the wet bits..
I hope you have a solid Sub-Floor

And have you ever smelled, or smelt for that matter, three day old rain water on top an open faced Roast beef Sandwich?
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I hope you have a solid Sub-Floor

And have you ever smelled, or smelt for that matter, three day old rain water on top an open faced Roast beef Sandwich?
Funnily enough...no!
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