The Saturday 6-Pack

**Exo** · 08-19-2017, 02:03 PM

What one thing are you most scared of?

Dying before I got to experience everything I want to experience.

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever seen, either on the Internet or in real life? (Inspired by Deej's blackhead popping/dead bug in ear/ear wax removal posts in the other thread)

It really doesn't seem like much but when I was a kid my cousin used to pick his nose and chase me with the booger on his finger. He was sick one day and had an extra gross nose so he fishes out this huge glob of gross and chases me with it, corners me, I got tunnel vision staring at this monster thinking he was going to wipe it on me but he says "don't worry, it's for me" and eats it. I threw up it was so gross. I'm gagging now.

You can be the greatest of all time in any profession or field, what do you pick?

Writing probably. That's the kind of thing that lives on.

I have locked you in a supermarket for a week, which aisle do you attack first?

International. Gimme that hummus and tahini.

If you could have the answer to any mystery or unsolved criminal case, what would it be?

How the f*ck did primitive man get to Australia?

What is the worst gift you have ever received, and also what is the worst gift you have ever given?[/QUOTE]

For Christmas a few years back my brother who was using heroin got me two movies that were obviously bootlegs that he either stole or purchased for 50 cents each in Paterson. One was The Soloist. The other was Drillbit Taylor.

Also, I think I gave a friend a cream cheese bagel once because I was in middle school and forgot it was their birthday. Actually, that's a pretty good gift to me.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 08-19-2017, 02:07 PM

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It really doesn't seem like much but when I was a kid my cousin used to pick his nose and chase me with the booger on his finger. He was sick one day and had an extra gross nose so he fishes out this huge glob of gross and chases me with it, corners me, I got tunnel vision staring at this monster thinking he was going to wipe it on me but he says "don't worry, it's for me" and eats it. I threw up it was so gross. I'm gagging now.

That is ****ing rancid.

The Batlord · 08-19-2017, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

That's more horrific and depressing than disgusting imo.

Nah the part where they stabbed the guy in the eye with the screwdriver was pretty ****ing willy-inducing.

**Goofle** · 08-19-2017, 02:20 PM

What one thing are you most scared of?

Going bald. Oh wait...

Probably razor blades that aren't on shavers.

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever seen, either on the Internet or in real life? (Inspired by Deej's blackhead popping/dead bug in ear/ear wax removal posts in the other thread)

Probably my big toe after having a massive rock dropped on it. Basically smashed to bits.

You can be the greatest of all time in any profession or field, what do you pick?

Football.

I have locked you in a supermarket for a week, which aisle do you attack first?

Booze.

If you could have the answer to any mystery or unsolved criminal case, what would it be?

Area 51. The truth is out there.

What is the worst gift you have ever received, and also what is the worst gift you have ever given?

I was given a tamagotchi by somebody for my birthday once. Problem is I already had the same one from a gift earlier in the day. Didn't have the heart to tell him.

Worst I have given if that same tamagotchi to somebody else, who already had one from earlier in the day. He did have the heart, and have it back to me.

I have no idea where it is now.

Trollheart · 08-19-2017, 02:23 PM

What one thing are you most scared of?
The gathering darkness! Probably, death: is there anything after, what will happen if I go before Karen. Actually, that. That scares the living **** out of me.

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever seen, either on the Internet or in real life? (Inspired by Deej's blackhead popping/dead bug in ear/ear wax removal posts in the other thread)
Nah, I don't watch disgusting things on the Internet. Maybe Jedward.

You can be the greatest of all time in any profession or field, what do you pick?
Novellist, of course.
I have locked you in a supermarket for a week, which aisle do you attack first?
Biscuits followed by tea and then milk. Then maybe DVDs and of course electronics (to get a DVD player: it's fun to read the sleeves but I'm told spinning those discs in a player can be even better!)
If you could have the answer to any mystery or unsolved criminal case, what would it be?
Who was Jack the Ripper?
What is the worst gift you have ever received, and also what is the worst gift you have ever given?[/QUOTE]

I don't give bad gifts, ever. I'm very thoughtful. The worst I ever received was from my brother for Christmas. I kid you not, he posted (not in the mail, but by hand through my door) a ninety-nine cent bar of chocolate from the local Aldi store which is about ten minutes away. AND it was dark (plain) chocolate. I don't eat dark chocolate, and he knows this.

The Batlord · 08-19-2017, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Goofle

[B]What one thing are you

My mom's side of my family has good hair that doesn't go bald, and I seem to take after them in hair, but recently I've been noticing that I may actually be getting some male pattern baldness and that's ****ing with me since I never thought I'd have to go through that. I'm not so much bothered by going bald as I am just kind of obsessed with feeling those parts of my scalp that are losing hair and it's ****ing with me.

**Goofle** · 08-19-2017, 02:52 PM

Yeah the worst part is the obsession with it going rather than it actually falling out.

LoathsomePete · 08-19-2017, 03:16 PM

What one thing are you most scared of?

Sleep paralysis. Happened to me once and it was the worst experience of my life.

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever seen, either on the Internet or in real life? (Inspired by Deej's blackhead popping/dead bug in ear/ear wax removal posts in the other thread)

I don't go out of my way to view gross things online or in real life

You can be the greatest of all time in any profession or field, what do you pick?

Fishmonger

I have locked you in a supermarket for a week, which aisle do you attack first?

The liquor aisle

If you could have the answer to any mystery or unsolved criminal case, what would it be?

The death of Elisa Lam, the young woman found dead in a rooftop water tank. There's security footage of her acting odd in an elevator, peaking around the open door like she's hiding from someone.

What is the worst gift you have ever received, and also what is the worst gift you have ever given?

The entire collection of the Left Behind series that had been written by 2001 (so mostly the entire series).

Worst gift I've ever given... the Left Behind series.

Ninetales · 08-19-2017, 03:22 PM

What one thing are you most scared of?

heights, although probably more specifically falling and becoming critically injured.

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever seen, either on the Internet or in real life? (Inspired by Deej's blackhead popping/dead bug in ear/ear wax removal posts in the other thread)

not terribly disgusting, but I remember as a kid finding a picture of a man that got decapitated on a metal fence post. has stuck with me ever since for some reason

You can be the greatest of all time in any profession or field, what do you pick?

yeah I guess hockey goalie idk im lame

I have locked you in a supermarket for a week, which aisle do you attack first?

bakery

If you could have the answer to any mystery or unsolved criminal case, what would it be?

voynich manuscript (not criminal but I gotta know) or dan cooper case. both of which I am insanely intrigued by

What is the worst gift you have ever received, and also what is the worst gift you have ever given?

not bad gifts I guess but inexplicable ones were a Colorado avalanche hat (I have no affiliation or care for them) and a LZIV lp (again im indifferent to led zeppelin). the latter has still yet to be opened

bad gifts given by me are probably just mindless ones. bb&b to my mom or something

~~MicShazam~~ · 08-19-2017, 03:36 PM

What one thing are you most scared of?

People I love dying.

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever seen, either on the Internet or in real life? (Inspired by Deej's blackhead popping/dead bug in ear/ear wax removal posts in the other thread)

I avoid looking at gross-out/mutilation images and similar things.
Some people seek out that kind of thing for fun and I don't get it. There's even a thread on this forum somewhere... but I don't go there.
Can't understand why anyone would. The world is terrible enough, why would I seek out awful things?
When I look for images on the internet, it's going to be pictures of nature, buildings, interesting animals or beautiful women. Not pus filled sores or whatever else some people subject themselves to. I mean what the **** is wrong with people?

In real life: Squashed bugs or something. Nothing special, thankfully.

You can be the greatest of all time in any profession or field, what do you pick?

Honestly, I have no ****ing idea. Something with music, but I feel like that's not what the question is fishing for.

I have locked you in a supermarket for a week, which aisle do you attack first?

Red wine and import ale. Then I'm going to find some pillows and take a nap.

If you could have the answer to any mystery or unsolved criminal case, what would it be?

Magnets, how do they work?

What is the worst gift you have ever received, and also what is the worst gift you have ever given?

Someone gave me a rubber sheep on a key ring that pushed a brown rubber turd out of its ass when squeezed. At least it was just an extra joke gift, but I got secretly rid of it a while later.

Worst given? Hmm... I don't remember. I've usually just given people things they actually told me they wanted at some point, so nothing that was a total fiasco.

08-19-2017, 02:03 PM	#6561 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,359	What one thing are you most scared of? Dying before I got to experience everything I want to experience. What is the most disgusting thing you have ever seen, either on the Internet or in real life? (Inspired by Deej's blackhead popping/dead bug in ear/ear wax removal posts in the other thread) It really doesn't seem like much but when I was a kid my cousin used to pick his nose and chase me with the booger on his finger. He was sick one day and had an extra gross nose so he fishes out this huge glob of gross and chases me with it, corners me, I got tunnel vision staring at this monster thinking he was going to wipe it on me but he says "don't worry, it's for me" and eats it. I threw up it was so gross. I'm gagging now. You can be the greatest of all time in any profession or field, what do you pick? Writing probably. That's the kind of thing that lives on. I have locked you in a supermarket for a week, which aisle do you attack first? International. Gimme that hummus and tahini. If you could have the answer to any mystery or unsolved criminal case, what would it be? How the fck did primitive man get to Australia? What is the worst gift you have ever received, and also what is the worst gift you have ever given?[/QUOTE] For Christmas a few years back my brother who was using heroin got me two movies that were obviously bootlegs that he either stole or purchased for 50 cents each in Paterson. One was The Soloist. The other was Drillbit Taylor. Also, I think I gave a friend a cream cheese bagel once because I was in middle school and forgot it was their birthday. Actually, that's a pretty good gift to me. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE*

08-19-2017, 02:23 PM	#6565 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	What one thing are you most scared of? The gathering darkness! Probably, death: is there anything after, what will happen if I go before Karen. Actually, that. That scares the living ** out of me. What is the most disgusting thing you have ever seen, either on the Internet or in real life? (Inspired by Deej's blackhead popping/dead bug in ear/ear wax removal posts in the other thread) Nah, I don't watch disgusting things on the Internet. Maybe Jedward. You can be the greatest of all time in any profession or field, what do you pick? Novellist, of course. I have locked you in a supermarket for a week, which aisle do you attack first? Biscuits followed by tea and then milk. Then maybe DVDs and of course electronics (to get a DVD player: it's fun to read the sleeves but I'm told spinning those discs in a player can be even better!) If you could have the answer to any mystery or unsolved criminal case, what would it be? Who was Jack the Ripper? What is the worst gift you have ever received, and also what is the worst gift you have ever given?*[/QUOTE] I don't give bad gifts, ever. I'm very thoughtful. The worst I ever received was from my brother for Christmas. I kid you not, he posted (not in the mail, but by hand through my door) a ninety-nine cent bar of chocolate from the local Aldi store which is about ten minutes away. AND it was dark (plain) chocolate. I don't eat dark chocolate, and he knows this. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018*

08-19-2017, 03:16 PM	#6568 (permalink)
LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	What one thing are you most scared of? Sleep paralysis. Happened to me once and it was the worst experience of my life. What is the most disgusting thing you have ever seen, either on the Internet or in real life? (Inspired by Deej's blackhead popping/dead bug in ear/ear wax removal posts in the other thread) I don't go out of my way to view gross things online or in real life You can be the greatest of all time in any profession or field, what do you pick? Fishmonger I have locked you in a supermarket for a week, which aisle do you attack first? The liquor aisle If you could have the answer to any mystery or unsolved criminal case, what would it be? The death of Elisa Lam, the young woman found dead in a rooftop water tank. There's security footage of her acting odd in an elevator, peaking around the open door like she's hiding from someone. What is the worst gift you have ever received, and also what is the worst gift you have ever given? The entire collection of the Left Behind series that had been written by 2001 (so mostly the entire series). Worst gift I've ever given... the Left Behind series. __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too

08-19-2017, 03:36 PM	#6570 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,636	What one thing are you most scared of? People I love dying. What is the most disgusting thing you have ever seen, either on the Internet or in real life? (Inspired by Deej's blackhead popping/dead bug in ear/ear wax removal posts in the other thread) I avoid looking at gross-out/mutilation images and similar things. Some people seek out that kind of thing for fun and I don't get it. There's even a thread on this forum somewhere... but I don't go there. Can't understand why anyone would. The world is terrible enough, why would I seek out awful things? When I look for images on the internet, it's going to be pictures of nature, buildings, interesting animals or beautiful women. Not pus filled sores or whatever else some people subject themselves to. I mean what the ** is wrong with people? In real life: Squashed bugs or something. Nothing special, thankfully. You can be the greatest of all time in any profession or field, what do you pick? Honestly, I have no ing idea. Something with music, but I feel like that's not what the question is fishing for. I have locked you in a supermarket for a week, which aisle do you attack first? Red wine and import ale. Then I'm going to find some pillows and take a nap. If you could have the answer to any mystery or unsolved criminal case, what would it be? Magnets, how do they work? What is the worst gift you have ever received, and also what is the worst gift you have ever given?** Someone gave me a rubber sheep on a key ring that pushed a brown rubber turd out of its ass when squeezed. At least it was just an extra joke gift, but I got secretly rid of it a while later. Worst given? Hmm... I don't remember. I've usually just given people things they actually told me they wanted at some point, so nothing that was a total fiasco. Last edited by MicShazam; 08-19-2017 at 03:52 PM.

08-19-2017, 03:22 PM	#6569 (permalink)
Ninetales Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: livin wild Posts: 2,179	What one thing are you most scared of? heights, although probably more specifically falling and becoming critically injured. What is the most disgusting thing you have ever seen, either on the Internet or in real life? (Inspired by Deej's blackhead popping/dead bug in ear/ear wax removal posts in the other thread) not terribly disgusting, but I remember as a kid finding a picture of a man that got decapitated on a metal fence post. has stuck with me ever since for some reason You can be the greatest of all time in any profession or field, what do you pick? yeah I guess hockey goalie idk im lame I have locked you in a supermarket for a week, which aisle do you attack first? bakery If you could have the answer to any mystery or unsolved criminal case, what would it be? voynich manuscript (not criminal but I gotta know) or dan cooper case. both of which I am insanely intrigued by What is the worst gift you have ever received, and also what is the worst gift you have ever given? not bad gifts I guess but inexplicable ones were a Colorado avalanche hat (I have no affiliation or care for them) and a LZIV lp (again im indifferent to led zeppelin). the latter has still yet to be opened bad gifts given by me are probably just mindless ones. bb&b to my mom or something