The Saturday 6-Pack (tickets, house, rock, fan, rolling stones)

**sleepy jack** · 09-09-2008, 11:50 PM

ths is wut hppns wen ppl stop bein polite n strt bein real lol

Sgt Pepper · 09-09-2008, 11:54 PM

Honestly, nothing came to mind when I thought reality, so I started trying to think of something real, and stupid title The Real World came to me. So I decided to make a joke. Apparently my cutie face wasn't enough to signal the joking nature. :-)

dollie · 09-10-2008, 03:58 AM

**right-track** · 09-13-2008, 10:41 AM

1. What is your favourite day of the year?

2. What’s the biggest lesson you’ve learnt from your past relationships?

3. Do you untie your laces when you take your trainers off?

4. What is one food you’d never want to taste again?

5. What is the kindest thing a stranger ever said to you?

6. If you could ask God one question, what would it be?

**jackhammer** · 09-13-2008, 10:48 AM

1. What is your favourite day of the year?
Start of the footie season. Full of optimism.

2. What’s the biggest lesson you’ve learnt from your past relationships?
ASKING if they spit or swallow. Nowadays they don't get a chance to reply

3. Do you untie your laces when you take your trainers off?
Do I look like a square? Actually don't answer that one.

4. What is one food you’d never want to taste again?
Squid.

5. What is the kindest thing a stranger ever said to you?
That I have great eyes.

6. If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Stop pissing about and sort this planet out will ya?

lucifer_sam · 09-13-2008, 10:57 AM

1. What is your favourite day of the year?
Boxing Day. So much fun to stay in bed.

2. What’s the biggest lesson you’ve learnt from your past relationships?
Don't expect it to last.

3. Do you untie your laces when you take your trainers off?
Nope.

4. What is one food you’d never want to taste again?
Some Indian dish I tried a few days ago.

5. What is the kindest thing a stranger ever said to you?
"You have beautiful eyes."

6. If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Why?

Wayfarer · 09-13-2008, 11:08 AM

1. What is your favourite day of the year?
Depends on the year, I s'pose.

2. What’s the biggest lesson you’ve learnt from your past relationships?
Don't get into them.

3. Do you untie your laces when you take your trainers off?
Naw, I just slide them off.

4. What is one food you’d never want to taste again?
This chili TV dinner thing I had a few years ago. It literally tasted like somebody just vomited into a little plastic container and put it on a shelf at the grocery store.

5. What is the kindest thing a stranger ever said to you?
Hm...I can't recall any strangers saying anything particularly kind to me. I'm sure it's happened, I just can't remember...

6. If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
To be honest I'd probably just ruin the chance even if I got it.

"Alright, son, this is your one chance, ask me anything you want."
"What?"

**Piss Me Off** · 09-13-2008, 11:11 AM

1. What is your favourite day of the year?
My birthday, i can be an attention whore for once. In exactly a month actually!
2. What’s the biggest lesson you’ve learnt from your past relationships?
Don't ever spend £30 on a Valentine's Day present, it will come back to haunt you.
3. Do you untie your laces when you take your trainers off?
Naa, far too lazy for that.
4. What is one food you’d never want to taste again?
Tuna. Or smell for that matter.
5. What is the kindest thing a stranger ever said to you?
I think a french nun once blessed me...
6. If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Does life have cheat codes?

**jackhammer** · 09-13-2008, 11:26 AM

Tuna? Have you only eaten it out of a tin? As that stuff is not great. A fresh tuna steak with chili and lime and a fresh salad is the biz.

**Piss Me Off** · 09-13-2008, 11:32 AM

I doubt a steak is going to change my mind man, i was gagging in the first place anyway with that stink.

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09-09-2008, 11:50 PM
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09-13-2008, 10:41 AM
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09-13-2008, 10:48 AM
jackhammer As Deep As I Can Get Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 8,044	1. What is your favourite day of the year? Start of the footie season. Full of optimism. 2. What’s the biggest lesson you’ve learnt from your past relationships? ASKING if they spit or swallow. Nowadays they don't get a chance to reply 3. Do you untie your laces when you take your trainers off? Do I look like a square? Actually don't answer that one. 4. What is one food you’d never want to taste again? Squid. 5. What is the kindest thing a stranger ever said to you? That I have great eyes. 6. If you could ask God one question, what would it be? Stop pissing about and sort this planet out will ya? __________________ My music collection.cough cough enjoy. Ha Ha charade you are. My dvd collection.

09-13-2008, 10:57 AM
lucifer_sam The Elitest Elitist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Earth Posts: 1,714	1. What is your favourite day of the year? Boxing Day. So much fun to stay in bed. 2. What’s the biggest lesson you’ve learnt from your past relationships? Don't expect it to last. 3. Do you untie your laces when you take your trainers off? Nope. 4. What is one food you’d never want to taste again? Some Indian dish I tried a few days ago. 5. What is the kindest thing a stranger ever said to you? "You have beautiful eyes." 6. If you could ask God one question, what would it be? Why? __________________ I will love the police as they kick the shit out of me.

09-13-2008, 11:08 AM
Wayfarer Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,362	1. What is your favourite day of the year? Depends on the year, I s'pose. 2. What’s the biggest lesson you’ve learnt from your past relationships? Don't get into them. 3. Do you untie your laces when you take your trainers off? Naw, I just slide them off. 4. What is one food you’d never want to taste again? This chili TV dinner thing I had a few years ago. It literally tasted like somebody just vomited into a little plastic container and put it on a shelf at the grocery store. 5. What is the kindest thing a stranger ever said to you? Hm...I can't recall any strangers saying anything particularly kind to me. I'm sure it's happened, I just can't remember... 6. If you could ask God one question, what would it be? To be honest I'd probably just ruin the chance even if I got it. "Alright, son, this is your one chance, ask me anything you want." "What?" __________________ Sing me a song, you're a singer, Pass me the bong, you're a bringer of reefer.

09-13-2008, 11:26 AM
jackhammer As Deep As I Can Get Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 8,044	Tuna? Have you only eaten it out of a tin? As that stuff is not great. A fresh tuna steak with chili and lime and a fresh salad is the biz. __________________ My music collection.cough cough enjoy. Ha Ha charade you are. My dvd collection.