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Old 02-09-2011, 11:07 AM   #7501 (permalink)
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Come to America, I live in Virginia where it almost never snows and we've had like three good snowfalls. It just won't go away.
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Lock me in a studio with Stevie Wonder. I'll slap him around a bit & use a few racial slurs to get him as angry as he was in the early 70s, grab him hard by the nuts & ask him if he still has anything left in there.
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Old 02-09-2011, 06:36 PM   #7502 (permalink)
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Today I ripped part of my toenail off moving a couch. DAYUM it's ugly.
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Old 02-09-2011, 06:45 PM   #7503 (permalink)
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Today I ripped part of my toenail off moving a couch. DAYUM it's ugly.
you busy this weekend? i have a couch that needs moving
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Old 02-09-2011, 06:50 PM   #7504 (permalink)
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Old 02-09-2011, 07:33 PM   #7505 (permalink)
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Today, my uncle came to visit, picked up my guitar without asking, and dropped it. It wasn't damaged. Then, he proceeded to go to my room to check my hot water heater, and knocked my other guitar over.

I was pretty pissed off, and I'm still fairly fuming. I acted like it was no big deal at the time, but my guitars are pretty important to me.
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Old 02-09-2011, 08:42 PM   #7506 (permalink)
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I once pushed someone aside when he wanted to play one of my records without brushint off the dust first. No one touches my records without my permission (you only need that once though, I just want to be sure you know how to treat them) and no one uses my records in a way I don't agree with.
Pretty much the same with your guitar, only I wouldn't have acted like it was no big deal.
Musical instruments are probably even more valuable to the world of music than records
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Old 02-09-2011, 08:45 PM   #7507 (permalink)
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That's my virgin guitar.

Are you pointing at it? Don't point your finger at it!

No, Don't even fucking look at it!
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Old 02-09-2011, 08:48 PM   #7508 (permalink)
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Old 02-09-2011, 08:50 PM   #7509 (permalink)
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I just sent my ex girlfriend a bar of chocolate by mail because she's stressed out and I'm worried about her. Chocolate always helps.

How's that for a weird asshole?
Weird, probably
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Old 02-09-2011, 08:51 PM   #7510 (permalink)
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I once pushed someone aside when he wanted to play one of my records without brushint off the dust first. No one touches my records without my permission (you only need that once though, I just want to be sure you know how to treat them) and no one uses my records in a way I don't agree with.
Pretty much the same with your guitar, only I wouldn't have acted like it was no big deal.
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That's my virgin guitar.

Are you pointing at it? Don't point your finger at it!

No, Don't even fucking look at it!
I was really upset! I also don't like people to mess with my records, because a few of them are pretty valuable. Mainly, though, it's my musical instruments. I really don't have the money to get great instruments, so the fact that I have two guitars and a decent keyboard is really important to me. I really don't know what I would do if anything happened to them to make them unplayable. It would seriously break my heart.
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