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Old 07-24-2016, 06:30 PM   #22341 (permalink)
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F*cking lost my lather bracelet that I got in Portugal. Somehow it slipped off my wrist last night and I can't figure out how.
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Old 07-24-2016, 10:59 PM   #22342 (permalink)
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F*cking lost my lather bracelet that I got in Portugal. Somehow it slipped off my wrist last night and I can't figure out how. I had it when I left the f*cking bar. I am sad.
Could be worse. You could be wearing a leather bracelet.
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Old 07-25-2016, 02:15 PM   #22343 (permalink)
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My dad has a disease called COPD and won't stop smoking. I have bought him a book, a vape, eliquid, everything and he doesn't seem arsed, I ask him when is he going to try the vape and he will say soon but never does. He coughs every 30 seconds or so, genuinely sounds awful.

The problem with this disease is there is no cure, all you can do is slow down it's progression.

It is affecting me a fair bit, I literally cannot stop worrying about it.
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Old 07-25-2016, 02:26 PM   #22344 (permalink)
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Try Chantix. It makes you sick whenever you smoke on it so that you develop a negative association really quickly. Or, if you want to have fun with it, I have an idea.

1. Buy a pack of his brand
2. Empty out about a quarter to half of each cigarette
3. Stick a firecracker/bang snap/couple of match heads in each of them
4. Fill up end of the cigarettes with the leftover tobacco
5. Swap it out with his pack and make sure that there are the same number of cigarettes in them
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Old 07-25-2016, 02:38 PM   #22345 (permalink)
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Someone did that to a joint I smoked years ago.
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Old 07-27-2016, 11:36 AM   #22346 (permalink)
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Okay... so RYM banned me from genre voting because I upvoted some of the genres on their fictional test release. What the actual fuck? If they didn't want me voting they could've disallowed voting on that release. Why the hell's it matter anyways? There's like 200 genres on that release and Machine voted on all of them and I don't suppose he's banned. And they didn't even fukin tell me, I found out when I tried to vote on a release a second ago. Fascist mods indeed. Down with RYM.

Can I be reinstated as well? Not sure how the process works.
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"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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Old 07-27-2016, 03:59 PM   #22347 (permalink)
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RYM seems pretty douchey.
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Old 07-27-2016, 04:34 PM   #22348 (permalink)
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RYM seems pretty douchey.
Well, I decided to ask nicely and they gave it back.
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"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

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Old 07-27-2016, 06:59 PM   #22349 (permalink)
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My dad has a disease called COPD and won't stop smoking. I have bought him a book, a vape, eliquid, everything and he doesn't seem arsed, I ask him when is he going to try the vape and he will say soon but never does. He coughs every 30 seconds or so, genuinely sounds awful.

The problem with this disease is there is no cure, all you can do is slow down it's progression.

It is affecting me a fair bit, I literally cannot stop worrying about it.
WOw thanks for sharing your story. I hope the best for your dad.
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Old 08-22-2016, 08:01 PM   #22350 (permalink)
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I have an infinite headache
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Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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