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03-28-2008, 03:12 PM
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Vescere bracis meis
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A ventriloquist is touring and one night he’s doing a show in a club in a small town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual act including his repertoire of dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly a blonde woman in the middle of the crowd stands up and starts shouting at the stage. “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?” “What does the colour of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being?” “It’s men like you that keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and men like you continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humour!” The embarrassed ventriloquist starts to stutter an apology when the blonde yells, “You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little **** on your knee.” |
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03-28-2008, 03:13 PM
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03-28-2008, 03:15 PM
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What now? I conceded...
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03-28-2008, 03:18 PM
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03-28-2008, 03:20 PM
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03-28-2008, 03:23 PM
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its def juts u man
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03-28-2008, 03:24 PM
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03-28-2008, 03:26 PM
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03-28-2008, 03:29 PM
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03-28-2008, 03:33 PM
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Amreica! Fukc Yeh
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