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Old 05-09-2008, 07:49 PM  
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Same thing could be just as equally applied to alcoholics , junkies or anybody that abuses anything.
I've never heard anyone say to an alcoholic 'why don't you just drink cranberry juice instead of vodka' or 'why dont you go for a walk instead of shooting heroin' to a junkie.
that's because an alcoholic will beat you with his bottle and the junkie will stab you with his needle. 1 quick step, and unless fattie pulls a gun, you're clear.
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Old 05-09-2008, 08:13 PM  
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Old 05-09-2008, 08:41 PM  
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that's why the first step has to be quick
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He could eat you also
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Old 05-09-2008, 10:05 PM  
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My friend has the philosophy the more of him the better, so in result he is enormous.
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Why is this important for every man to know?
Because if you give her any crap, you need be ready to receive a ton of sh!t in return
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Old 05-10-2008, 08:01 AM  
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That was pretty gross. Also, I don't recall anyone equating being fat with being ugly. That was harsh and unnecessary.
I think you came up with that conclusion on your own.
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