Could you catch STDs from your dog?

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN · 05-18-2008, 03:09 AM

no, the dog suprise sexed him/her

while he/she was asleep

Blain · 05-18-2008, 03:18 AM

It's not rape if you enjoy it

sweet_nothing · 05-18-2008, 03:20 AM

is it just me or is this the weirdest ****ing thread ever? I miss Savannah

**right-track** · 05-18-2008, 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by glm

Yeah, I have a pet dog and he's always licking himself and all that, as dogs do and he's still got his balls. To cut a long story short, I sleep in the nude (more comfortable, y'know) and my mom left the kitchen door open, he got out and I woke up with him humping me. I don't think he actually got inside or anything, but I wanna know if it's possible if he had any STDs that I could of caught them, I mean, he does lick his butt hole then his ****... if anyone has any experience (like a vet or something) please post.
Thanks

I've woken up with a few dogs in my time, but not the canine variety.
Suggestions to avoid it happening again;
1. Don't sleep in the nude
2. Tell your 'mom' to keep the kitchen door shut.
3. Never sleep with a dog on a first date.
4. Shoot the dog.

Quote:

Originally Posted by glm

Can I get any infections?

There's a strong possibility you may have contracted distemper.
I'm afraid you may have to spend some time in quarantine...about 3 months.
If your parents can't afford the medical bills they could have you put down. Good luck.

chiron · 05-18-2008, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glm

I woke up with him humping me. I don't think he actually got inside or anything, but I wanna know if it's possible if he had any STDs that I could of caught them, I mean, he does lick his butt hole then his ****... if anyone has any experience (like a vet or something) please post.

The question nobody is asking is whether the dog had his **** in your vag.

mr dave · 05-18-2008, 09:13 AM

the really sad thing is.... i can't tell if glm is trolling, a really sad reflection of the so-called sex education offered in american schools, or just a really special kind of stupid.

STD don't spontaneously generate through behavior. just because your dog licks himself doesn't mean he's going to suddenly become infected with gonorrhea.

i know it's wrong to stereotype young people as dumber than the generation that came before them but this thread makes it rather challenging. seriously.

**Piss Me Off** · 05-18-2008, 09:21 AM

I choose to see this thread as light-hearted fun myself. Well, lets hope :s

wolverinewolfweiselpigeon · 05-18-2008, 04:29 PM

Posting in epic thread...

loose_lips_sink_ships · 05-18-2008, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by sweet_nothing

is it just me or is this the weirdest ****ing thread ever? I miss Savannah

yes and what happened to savannah?

glm · 05-18-2008, 05:52 PM

There's a circle around my vag guys. I'm scared.

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