ATTN: Apple Jacks (conformist, quote, history)

**sleepy jack** · 05-21-2008, 09:35 PM

Why don't you taste like apples?

15Steps · 05-21-2008, 09:36 PM

apples are too conformist

twinkeefactory · 05-21-2008, 09:38 PM

Same reason Fruit loops don't taste like fruit?

Honeycombs do, in fact, taste like honey though. As a side note, I've noted the absence of Honeycombs at my local grocery. Anyone else noticed this? Sure, there are lots of other cereals to eat that I enjoy...but what happened? Still waiting for Twinkee Puffs.

**sleepy jack** · 05-21-2008, 09:40 PM

We should plan an attack against cereal companies for false advertising.

dreadnaught · 05-21-2008, 09:43 PM

You would have to go after every company in advertising history :/

twinkeefactory · 05-21-2008, 09:45 PM

Well, we should probably start now, eh? I'm in, I need a project anyway.

swim · 05-21-2008, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sleepy jack fire drill

Why don't you taste like apples?

To confuse little childern.

**sleepy jack** · 05-21-2008, 09:47 PM

The man is a clever bitch.

swim · 05-21-2008, 09:49 PM

Its an apple industry ploy.

**sleepy jack** · 05-21-2008, 09:55 PM

I'm going to boycott the apple industry, EAT GRAPES!

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05-21-2008, 09:35 PM
sleepy jack just made poverty history Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 17,622	ATTN: Apple Jacks Why don't you taste like apples? __________________ I could go off the deep end, I could kill all my best friends.

05-21-2008, 09:36 PM
15Steps The Passenger Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Bucketheadland Posts: 583	apples are too conformist __________________

05-21-2008, 09:38 PM
twinkeefactory Groupie Join Date: May 2008 Location: somewhere between the edge of the world and tomorrow Posts: 23	Same reason Fruit loops don't taste like fruit? Honeycombs do, in fact, taste like honey though. As a side note, I've noted the absence of Honeycombs at my local grocery. Anyone else noticed this? Sure, there are lots of other cereals to eat that I enjoy...but what happened? Still waiting for Twinkee Puffs. __________________ Damn that Chuck Norris. He's ruining it for twinkies everywhere.

05-21-2008, 09:40 PM
sleepy jack just made poverty history Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 17,622	We should plan an attack against cereal companies for false advertising. __________________ I could go off the deep end, I could kill all my best friends.

05-21-2008, 09:43 PM
dreadnaught You can have it all Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,116	You would have to go after every company in advertising history :/ __________________ I swear all I ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever believed in was all of us together all along

05-21-2008, 09:45 PM
twinkeefactory Groupie Join Date: May 2008 Location: somewhere between the edge of the world and tomorrow Posts: 23	Well, we should probably start now, eh? I'm in, I need a project anyway. __________________ Damn that Chuck Norris. He's ruining it for twinkies everywhere.

05-21-2008, 09:47 PM
sleepy jack just made poverty history Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 17,622	The man is a clever bitch. __________________ I could go off the deep end, I could kill all my best friends.

05-21-2008, 09:49 PM
swim This is my year for sure. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: North Carolina Posts: 4,582	Its an apple industry ploy. __________________ go sailor. go sailor. go.

05-21-2008, 09:55 PM
sleepy jack just made poverty history Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 17,622	I'm going to boycott the apple industry, EAT GRAPES! __________________ I could go off the deep end, I could kill all my best friends.