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Old 07-05-2011, 10:55 PM   #121 (permalink)
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I just heard on the news that a chick set her house on fire by putting her pyjamas in a microwave. WHAT THE ****?!
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Old 07-05-2011, 11:04 PM   #122 (permalink)
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She wanted warm jammies, and didn't have a dryer?
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Old 07-05-2011, 11:11 PM   #123 (permalink)
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Ahaha probably. But seriously, how stupid can you be?
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Old 07-06-2011, 02:25 AM   #124 (permalink)
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maybe she probably washed them on hand and wanted them to be dried before getting into bed. she should have used the oven though and not the microwave

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A WOMAN has died of heart failure caused by the shock of waking up at her own funeral.

***ilyu Mukhametzyanov came to as weeping relatives prayed around her open coffin.

The horrified 49-year-old began screaming when she realised they were getting ready to bury her.

She was rushed back to the hospital, where doctors had declared her dead from a suspected heart attack.

Devastated husband ***ili, 51, said: "Her eyes fluttered and we immediately rushed her back to the hospital.

"But she only lived another 12 minutes before she died again, this time for good."

Now ***ili plans to sue the hospital.

He said: "I am very angry and want some answers. She wasn't dead when they said she was and they could have saved her."

A spokesman at the hospital in Kazan, Russia, said: "We are carrying out an investigation."




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Old 07-06-2011, 10:21 AM   #125 (permalink)
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^Wait, isn't The Sun a worthless bull**** rag?

If it's true though...musn't laugh. Will burn in hell. Musn't. Laugh.
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Old 07-06-2011, 10:28 AM   #126 (permalink)
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yeah I think the sun is like some tabloid bs type paper but still that story is hilarious.

Especially since I saw a Twilight Zone episode this past weekend related to that.
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Old 07-06-2011, 10:53 AM   #127 (permalink)
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That's very strange, these days (at least around here) bodies are preserved by removing draining the blood and replacing it with some sort of preservation chemical. They must have not been able to afford it or in their country they don't want to preserve the body after someone has died.
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That's very strange, these days (at least around here) bodies are preserved by removing draining the blood and replacing it with some sort of preservation chemical. They must have not been able to afford it or in their country they don't want to preserve the body after someone has died.
Another thing is depending on their religious beliefs they may be against embalming.
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Old 07-06-2011, 11:05 AM   #129 (permalink)
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That story was carried by yahoo news last week. Dated 26th June.
Typical Sun paper. Way behind the times.
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She may just have been a zombie. This might just be the cover up story. She may have woken from her coffin a decomposing, brain eating, shuffling, mindless, cannibal corpse () and they had to shoot her in the head. But of course that would cause panic, so they said that she just woke up and died of a heart attack. It happens all the time.
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