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Old 06-24-2008, 07:36 PM  
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Speaking of chicken (and completely off topic)...you know I went to KFC the other night at around 9:00 pm, and they actually told me they were out of chicken. WTF?
You should have just replied with 'oh well in that case just give me a bucket of that greasy slop you normally serve'
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Old 06-24-2008, 07:41 PM  
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You should have just replied with 'oh well in that case just give me a bucket of that greasy slop you normally serve'
I happen to actually like the "greasy slop". MMMM....but seriously, if your going to be out of greasy slop, and that's the main item you serve, shut the drive thru down or something people. Don't tease everyone and then crush their late night dreams of fried chicken.
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Old 06-24-2008, 07:44 PM  
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Speaking of chicken (and completely off topic)...you know I went to KFC the other night at around 9:00 pm, and they actually told me they were out of chicken. WTF?

dont feel bad, let me tell you about my KFC faux pas,.....

so the other day,.......i was really hung over, could barely see,....pulled up to a KFC around 11, but i thought it was the donut place,.....ordered a dozen donuts,.....the girl told me it was KFC and they didnt have donuts,......
i was still alittle drunk and out of my own frustration hollared '****in bitch',........and then got stuck in line,.........the girl waved at me as i drove off,........i was not haveing a good day
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dont feel bad, let me tell you about my KFC faux pas,.....

so the other day,.......i was really hung over, could barely see,....pulled up to a KFC around 11, but i thought it was the donut place,.....ordered a dozen donuts,.....the girl told me it was KFC and they didnt have donuts,......
i was still alittle drunk and out of my own frustration hollared '****in bitch',........and then got stuck in line,.........the girl waved at me as i drove off,........i was not haveing a good day
That's why Shipley's needs to have a drive thru.

I almost murdered a girl at a Popeye's onetime who was giving me lip. I was *this* close to jumping through that drive thru window and suffocating her in a vat of mashed potatoes.
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I went into Burger King drunk one night & the girl behind the counter was a girlfriend of a guy I knew. Anyway I hated her because she was a sour faced bitch. She asked me what I wanted I think I managed to slur out something along the lines of 'Give me a happy meal and get one for yourself you miserable bitch'

and was promptly removed from the premises
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I went into Burger King drunk one night & the girl behind the counter was a girlfriend of a guy I knew. Anyway I hated her because she was a sour faced bitch. She asked me what I wanted I think I managed to slur out something along the lines of 'Give me a happy meal and get one for yourself you miserable bitch'

and was promptly removed from the premises
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I went into Burger King drunk one night & the girl behind the counter was a girlfriend of a guy I knew. Anyway I hated her because she was a sour faced bitch. She asked me what I wanted I think I managed to slur out something along the lines of 'Give me a happy meal and get one for yourself you miserable bitch'

and was promptly removed from the premises
Would have liked to have seen her face...who exactly removes you from the premises of a Burger King anyway? It's not like that have security on stand by...(or do they?).
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Would have liked to have seen her face...who exactly removes you from the premises of a Burger King anyway? It's not like that have security on stand by...(or do they?).
It was a guy with a very threatening mop.

The place itself was right next to a nightclub and there were loads of police & bouncers outside. I'd rather it was mop guy who removed me than any of them.
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