I'm Back (goth)

Wayfarer · 07-21-2008, 09:04 PM

WHO WANTS TO SHAMPOO MY GENITALS FIRST?

Alfred · 07-21-2008, 09:07 PM

I was wanting to shampoo your ass hairs, if you wouldn't mind.

**sleepy jack** · 07-21-2008, 09:08 PM

how was death?

Wayfarer · 07-21-2008, 09:18 PM

Sure, but you're gonna need a lot of shampoo. See, I hit puberty in my time away. Was actually the reason I've been away, to be honest with you. You see, I never began to "feel different" around the time that most young lads do, and by the time I reached seventeen, I thought I never would. But a few months ago I came to realize that puberty didn't simply pass me by, it was just stuck inside for some reason, and it kept building up, like when you step down on a hose wearing a huge ridiculous pair of spiky black goth boots. Then, out of nowhere, BAM! Boy, I didn't just hit puberty, I gave it the shitkicking of a lifetime. My voice initially dropped so low my mother thought I was possessed and rushed me to the hospital. Just got out a couple of weeks ago. They found out I wasn't possessed after a mere week of being in there, but the nurses didn't want me and my newly acquired set of gargantuan cock and balls going anywhere, so...

Alfred · 07-21-2008, 09:21 PM

Did you bring me a souvenir?

Wayfarer · 07-21-2008, 09:30 PM

I recorded a masterpiece for you, my darling.

Mr Sensitive · 07-21-2008, 09:36 PM

No matter how many times I hear that it never gets old.

**Seltzer** · 07-21-2008, 10:38 PM

To be honest, I did wonder when Satan would hand you back to us. So what did he do with you aside from endowing you with masculinity and a voice capable of shaking a small island?

Wayfarer · 07-21-2008, 11:08 PM

He taught me

the ways

of the Jedi.

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07-21-2008, 09:04 PM
Wayfarer Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,362	I'm Back WHO WANTS TO SHAMPOO MY GENITALS FIRST? __________________ Sing me a song, you're a singer, Pass me the bong, you're a bringer of reefer.

07-21-2008, 09:07 PM
Alfred gum chewist Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,533	I was wanting to shampoo your ass hairs, if you wouldn't mind. __________________ Young hearts beat free tonight.

07-21-2008, 09:08 PM
sleepy jack just made poverty history Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 17,622	how was death? __________________ I could go off the deep end, I could kill all my best friends.

07-21-2008, 09:18 PM
Wayfarer Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,362	Sure, but you're gonna need a lot of shampoo. See, I hit puberty in my time away. Was actually the reason I've been away, to be honest with you. You see, I never began to "feel different" around the time that most young lads do, and by the time I reached seventeen, I thought I never would. But a few months ago I came to realize that puberty didn't simply pass me by, it was just stuck inside for some reason, and it kept building up, like when you step down on a hose wearing a huge ridiculous pair of spiky black goth boots. Then, out of nowhere, BAM! Boy, I didn't just hit puberty, I gave it the shitkicking of a lifetime. My voice initially dropped so low my mother thought I was possessed and rushed me to the hospital. Just got out a couple of weeks ago. They found out I wasn't possessed after a mere week of being in there, but the nurses didn't want me and my newly acquired set of gargantuan cock and balls going anywhere, so... __________________ Sing me a song, you're a singer, Pass me the bong, you're a bringer of reefer.

07-21-2008, 09:21 PM
Alfred gum chewist Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,533	Did you bring me a souvenir? __________________ Young hearts beat free tonight.

07-21-2008, 09:30 PM
Wayfarer Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,362	I recorded a masterpiece for you, my darling. __________________ Sing me a song, you're a singer, Pass me the bong, you're a bringer of reefer.

07-21-2008, 09:36 PM
Mr Sensitive Hyperkinetic Rabbitything Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the Noodle Mines Posts: 679	No matter how many times I hear that it never gets old. __________________

07-21-2008, 10:38 PM
Seltzer Mellifluous... Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Born in Australia, Living in New Zealand Posts: 1,975	To be honest, I did wonder when Satan would hand you back to us. So what did he do with you aside from endowing you with masculinity and a voice capable of shaking a small island? __________________ Last.fm

07-21-2008, 11:08 PM
Wayfarer Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,362	He taught me the ways of the Jedi. __________________ Sing me a song, you're a singer, Pass me the bong, you're a bringer of reefer.