Funny story (French, teacher)

Thrice · 12-10-2004, 05:32 AM

So i was just sitting here playing with my plugs, and i decided to clean out my ears, so i reached into the drawer and pulled out some q-tips, a few fell outta the box and were laying there, so i picked those up. So i stuck it in my ear and to my surprise, it came out all gooey. It had been sitting in some shampoo that had spilt. SO now i got shampoo all in my ear and it sucks. This thread is pretty pointless, but i had to share. What kind of funny stories do you have?

oojay · 12-10-2004, 08:14 AM

my george foreman grill fell shut on my hand once. it hurt like a beeotch.

jibber · 12-10-2004, 01:39 PM

not really funny, but I had my grad pics taken today, and goddamn those poses are awkward as hell. Alot of my friends do really stupid stuff for their grad pics, one guy I know went shirtless, and had another friend slap him so he had red hand marks all over his chest, the pics were pretty damn funny.

blackTshirt · 12-10-2004, 02:40 PM

it's not funny, but for some reason it makes me laugh (or cry, i can't tell); so i study english as a second language and my english teacher is actually a french one and she speaks english horribly. my classmates and i always try to correct her, but she says we're wrong. she's like "poot da vehrbs in brehkets..." and we're like "oohh, are we supposed to PUT THE VERBS IN BRACKETS...ahaa"
you should see her hair-do....elvis no 2... (aahh...f*ckin retard, go get yourself a tutor and then go shave your head)--believe me, it's for her own good

blackTshirt · 12-10-2004, 02:42 PM

ooh..sorry..i guess you can't call that a story, but i had to let it out...

AmyLeeFan · 12-22-2004, 07:57 PM

Is it funny that when I was two, I was running around and I thought I could make it under a coffee-table?

covle · 12-29-2004, 02:06 AM

a microwave fell on my head
i got hit by a car twice in week in america...look right next time right!
got chased by a manta ray at the pillars.
got chased by a 3m shark while spearing.
apart from america, thats only since christmas

LoStInSpAcE · 12-29-2004, 09:31 AM

i kinda forgot that the fire place was hot and burnt myself

tim christianson · 10-27-2005, 12:00 AM

did you here there was a accident outside, seven people went for a ride, all seven died. 6 bachelors and there bride. name that tune.

anticipation · 10-27-2005, 03:36 PM

a cactus fell on me

ITS NOT FUNNY, i know.

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12-10-2004, 05:32 AM
Thrice Old School? Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 1,361	Funny story So i was just sitting here playing with my plugs, and i decided to clean out my ears, so i reached into the drawer and pulled out some q-tips, a few fell outta the box and were laying there, so i picked those up. So i stuck it in my ear and to my surprise, it came out all gooey. It had been sitting in some shampoo that had spilt. SO now i got shampoo all in my ear and it sucks. This thread is pretty pointless, but i had to share. What kind of funny stories do you have? __________________ Vote for me this election and I will legalize marijuana.

12-10-2004, 01:39 PM
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Canuckistan Posts: 1,464	not really funny, but I had my grad pics taken today, and goddamn those poses are awkward as hell. Alot of my friends do really stupid stuff for their grad pics, one guy I know went shirtless, and had another friend slap him so he had red hand marks all over his chest, the pics were pretty damn funny. __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

12-10-2004, 02:40 PM
blackTshirt The Randomness Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: romania.. shut up Posts: 886	it's not funny, but for some reason it makes me laugh (or cry, i can't tell); so i study english as a second language and my english teacher is actually a french one and she speaks english horribly. my classmates and i always try to correct her, but she says we're wrong. she's like "poot da vehrbs in brehkets..." and we're like "oohh, are we supposed to PUT THE VERBS IN BRACKETS...ahaa" you should see her hair-do....elvis no 2... (aahh...f*ckin retard, go get yourself a tutor and then go shave your head)--believe me, it's for her own good __________________ My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary.

12-10-2004, 02:42 PM
blackTshirt The Randomness Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: romania.. shut up Posts: 886	ooh..sorry..i guess you can't call that a story, but i had to let it out... __________________ My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary.

12-22-2004, 07:57 PM
AmyLeeFan Changed Username Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 165	Is it funny that when I was two, I was running around and I thought I could make it under a coffee-table? __________________ AmyLeeFan has changed her username to Ensemble.

12-29-2004, 02:06 AM
covle Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: melbourne australia Posts: 346	a microwave fell on my head i got hit by a car twice in week in america...look right next time right! got chased by a manta ray at the pillars. got chased by a 3m shark while spearing. apart from america, thats only since christmas __________________ LIVE.LOVE.BURN.DIE. whoa...i quoted atreyu, that means im hardcore. look how hardcore i am!! thats hardcore...XXX

12-29-2004, 09:31 AM
LoStInSpAcE Groupie Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: wiltshire Posts: 8	i kinda forgot that the fire place was hot and burnt myself __________________ sTaRt SoMeThInG

10-27-2005, 12:00 AM
tim christianson Groupie Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: kenosha, wisconsin Posts: 4	did you here there was a accident outside, seven people went for a ride, all seven died. 6 bachelors and there bride. name that tune.

10-27-2005, 03:36 PM
anticipation the summer we went west. Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,658	a cactus fell on me ITS NOT FUNNY, i know. __________________ there must be a place where skeletons can dance with other skeletons.