savannah

last night my friends and i had a fear and loathing in las vegas party,.....
half a gallon of rum later i came home at 8am

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i changed my mind; i changed my mind;now i'm feeling different

all that time, wasted
i wish i was a little more delicate
i wish my
i wish my
i wish my
i wish my
i wish my name was clementine - sarah jaffe

ElephantSack

Last night was my buddy's birthday.
We had some of this

And some of this

And we mixed 'em together. We dubbed the shots "Recipe for Disaster".
And I still got up at 6 A.M. to go to work.
Who wants to ****in' PARTY?!

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OF THE SUN

ElephantSack

You know, I once heard from someone that if you buy British girls a couple of Bacardi Breezers then "they'll ride ya like Seabiscuit".

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Hype8

only things in the house last night were two pints of Sparks +... those new ones without the stimulants. tasted like ****. dirty buzz too.

Schizotypic

I can't believe this is just like 100 pages of alcohol. When I used to drink it was usually the 40oz we could steal, but if someone over 21 bought it was King Cobra... idk why. Vodka and orange juice was my favorite, and if we got ****faced it was usually jack.

I was never much of a drinker though.

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Bane of your existence

This. It's pretty good and I like reading the labels.

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Dr. Rez

Looks like an energy drink/ale.

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*best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew*
*I will be the only person who attends my funeral crew*
*1/10 on a good day crew*
*never been to a party unless family reunions count crew*
*never gotten a girl's number crew*
*0 texts on average per day crew*
*talk to myself just to hear a human's voice crew*
*gets mail at 2am to avoid neighbors crew*
*zero friends crew*
*always pick #5 crew*
*Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew*

tdoc210

Md 20/20 it was a lean night

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

Titogradjanin

jagermeister!

mojopinuk

You could ask at least 50% of the girls i went to school with, but they're probably too busy changing the baby.

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"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of 'em, just look like droopy-eyed armless children."