The Sexual Experience Thread

Shrar · 08-04-2009, 05:16 PM

i've heard of some wierd foreplay ideas, but disemboweling sheep to use their insides as contraception isn't one of the most erotic ones

jackhammer · 08-04-2009, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Shrar

i've heard of some wierd foreplay ideas, but disemboweling sheep to use their insides as contraception isn't one of the most erotic ones

Where else were they going to find rubber sheaths in those days?

Barnard17 · 08-04-2009, 05:29 PM

Some cultures used wooden carved sheaths, others used livestock guts. Gross factor versus sensation, the eternal question ...

I'm pretty glad of the invention of latex in such a well timed fashion.

Shrar · 08-04-2009, 05:30 PM

maybe they didnt need to, everyone knows sex wasn't invented until the swingin' 60s

Barnard17 · 08-04-2009, 06:08 PM

Ha! I'm sure the Victorians would have something to say about that if they didn't only talk behind closed doors.

Shrar · 08-05-2009, 02:57 AM

behind closed doors, behind closed centuries... it's all the same if we dont have to listen to them

actually i think we owe a lot to those ye olde lovers, in a sexual sense. they invented corsets. drool.

dac · 08-06-2009, 09:55 AM

I talked my friend through a HW problem while forking my gf yesterday.

Shrar · 08-06-2009, 10:23 AM

whatever floats your boat. did your friend know what you were doing at the time?

we got a pair of toy handcuffs donated to the shop today (i work for the red cross) and one of my colleages said she already had a pair in her bedside table and everyone was shocked and disgusted. if only they knew....

Barnard17 · 08-06-2009, 10:54 AM

Handcuffs are passée man. Leather shackles are much comfier and flexible.

Shrar · 08-06-2009, 10:58 AM

exactly my thought, which is why i didnt offer a contribution to the conversation for fear of being burned at the stake

08-04-2009, 05:16 PM	#1301 (permalink)
Shrar Groupie Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 5	i've heard of some wierd foreplay ideas, but disemboweling sheep to use their insides as contraception isn't one of the most erotic ones __________________ actually, Mum, I wouldnt use that particular can of whipped cream if I were you... oh, no reason.

08-04-2009, 05:29 PM	#1303 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	Some cultures used wooden carved sheaths, others used livestock guts. Gross factor versus sensation, the eternal question ... I'm pretty glad of the invention of latex in such a well timed fashion. __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

08-04-2009, 05:30 PM	#1304 (permalink)
Shrar Groupie Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 5	maybe they didnt need to, everyone knows sex wasn't invented until the swingin' 60s __________________ actually, Mum, I wouldnt use that particular can of whipped cream if I were you... oh, no reason.

08-04-2009, 06:08 PM	#1305 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	Ha! I'm sure the Victorians would have something to say about that if they didn't only talk behind closed doors. __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

08-05-2009, 02:57 AM	#1306 (permalink)
Shrar Groupie Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 5	behind closed doors, behind closed centuries... it's all the same if we dont have to listen to them actually i think we owe a lot to those ye olde lovers, in a sexual sense. they invented corsets. drool. __________________ actually, Mum, I wouldnt use that particular can of whipped cream if I were you... oh, no reason.

08-06-2009, 10:23 AM	#1308 (permalink)
Shrar Groupie Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 5	whatever floats your boat. did your friend know what you were doing at the time? we got a pair of toy handcuffs donated to the shop today (i work for the red cross) and one of my colleages said she already had a pair in her bedside table and everyone was shocked and disgusted. if only they knew.... __________________ actually, Mum, I wouldnt use that particular can of whipped cream if I were you... oh, no reason.

08-06-2009, 10:54 AM	#1309 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	Handcuffs are passée man. Leather shackles are much comfier and flexible. __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

08-06-2009, 10:58 AM	#1310 (permalink)
Shrar Groupie Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 5	exactly my thought, which is why i didnt offer a contribution to the conversation for fear of being burned at the stake __________________ actually, Mum, I wouldnt use that particular can of whipped cream if I were you... oh, no reason.

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