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Old 08-06-2009, 02:32 PM   #1311 (permalink)
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whatever floats your boat. did your friend know what you were doing at the time?
not sure, we thought it was hilarious though
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Old 08-06-2009, 06:17 PM   #1312 (permalink)
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I talked my friend through a HW problem while forking my gf yesterday.
You are such a man to let the whole world know. I thought she was your NEW GF? she reads that and she wont be!
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Old 08-06-2009, 06:18 PM   #1313 (permalink)
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not sure, we thought it was hilarious though
Perhaps it wasn't that what she was laughing at
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Old 08-06-2009, 06:18 PM   #1314 (permalink)
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Old 08-06-2009, 06:20 PM   #1315 (permalink)
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Old 08-06-2009, 06:21 PM   #1316 (permalink)
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Old 08-06-2009, 06:22 PM   #1317 (permalink)
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It's a double edged sword. It's also the best way to forge a realtionship.
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Old 08-06-2009, 06:22 PM   #1318 (permalink)
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Old 08-06-2009, 06:25 PM   #1319 (permalink)
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