The Sexual Experience Thread

[FETCHER.]

Originally Posted by Lateralus

What is wrong with these teachers! That's so horrible. The boy was a virgin too before it happened. That teacher got off easy. I bet if it were a male teacher and a female student, he would have received harsher punishment...

On teaching rounds they make it explicit to us that we're not allowed to add students on things like Facebook or keep their mobile phone numbers. Also, all emails we send to students are screened by an administrator. Of course there are easy ways around this but the fact that some sick teachers can't stick to the ethical code of their job is pretty pathetic IMO.

there was an irish art teacher at my school, she was only 21. coolest ever, honestly. she was my favourite teacher. (cept Mrs Bernstein.) she used to help me with all my higher porfolio, which was greatly apreciated, as nobody else had time for me. she told me all the good clubs to drink in when i go to ireland & stuff. just cooler than any of the other teachers. then at my 6th year prom, we were aloud ONE bacardi breezer, no point in drinking one, so we got pupils who are 18 to buy us vodkas etc.. then that got banned, so mrs fair started buying us drinks which made her even cooler. she taught this boy in 5th year art, he was pretty attractive, and the rumour was she was texting him etc.. then at prom there was an outdoor part of the castle it was in.. cos it got soo warm inside, most smokers were outside.. and some people had a few joints, story is she started smoking joints, typical artist eh? then the rest happend here...

larkhall academy prom 09

thing is i dont believe she was texting him or smoking hash. in all honesty, i think she was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. thats her teaching career over forever, & it was only her probation year.
anyway the boy who allegedly had sex with her is hailed a hero here. for the fact she was a teacher, attractive & young.

[Janszoon]

Man, there are a lot of stupid teachers out there.

[Barnard17]

Originally Posted by likuidcoka

YOU like it in the butt?WUT WUT.

Now, that's not what I said. I'd been pestering my first girlfriend that she should totally put out for butt sex (I mean, where can it go wrong?) and I guess she got annoyed at that so when she was going down on me she stuck a pocket rocket up the chuff. It was something of a "hey wait! oh ... well whatever" moment. I wasn't massively traumatised, but at the same time the world didn't move for it.

I think that's probably my juiciest of stories. That or eating out a girl in a graveyard.

[mojopinuk]

"Pocket rocket up the chuff"

I know I want to use that for something now, I just dont know what. Maybe thats what i'll call my MB journal.

[AwwSugar]

Originally Posted by Barnard17

Now, that's not what I said. I'd been pestering my first girlfriend that she should totally put out for butt sex (I mean, where can it go wrong?) and I guess she got annoyed at that so when she was going down on me she stuck a pocket rocket up the chuff. It was something of a "hey wait! oh ... well whatever" moment. I wasn't massively traumatised, but at the same time the world didn't move for it.

I think that's probably my juiciest of stories. That or eating out a girl in a graveyard.

There was a girl in my school who told everyone he had sex in a graveyard, and then got mad when it started getting around to people she didn't know.

[Farfisa]

Originally Posted by AwwSugar

There was a girl in my school who told everyone he had sex in a graveyard, and then got mad when it started getting around to people she didn't know.

What did she expect? I'd feel bad for calling her a moron so I won't.

[jackhammer]

Originally Posted by AwwSugar

There was a girl in my school who told everyone he had sex in a graveyard, and then got mad when it started getting around to people she didn't know.

Surely one stiff was enough that night?

[AwwSugar]

Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships

What did she expect? I'd feel bad for calling her a moron so I won't.

She is, though. She told people she "trusted." They told people they trusted. And it go around like tat.

Originally Posted by jackhammer

Surely one stiff was enough that night?

*shrugs*

[wolverinewolfweiselpigeon]

Originally Posted by jackhammer

Surely one stiff was enough that night?

Haha! I'm a sucker for puns.

[likuidcoka]

Originally Posted by Barnard17

Now, that's not what I said. I'd been pestering my first girlfriend that she should totally put out for butt sex (I mean, where can it go wrong?) and I guess she got annoyed at that so when she was going down on me she stuck a pocket rocket up the chuff. It was something of a "hey wait! oh ... well whatever" moment. I wasn't massively traumatised, but at the same time the world didn't move for it.

I think that's probably my juiciest of stories. That or eating out a girl in a graveyard.

she stuck her finger in your POop CHute?

LOL, see how it feels to have a banana up your butt.

I don't let anyone touch THY intestines.

Originally Posted by AwwSugar

There was a girl in my school who told everyone he had sex in a graveyard, and then got mad when it started getting around to people she didn't know.

THEre aint nothing wrong with Makin sexy time in a weird or unusual place.
I wont do it in a Cemetery tho.Its disrespectful (IMO)
I kinda like suckin off my man at random places.
EX:AT park, at night on top of the slide.
Its kind of exciting..Driving on the interstate thats kinda dangerous tho.
Once he bent me over in a Parking lot after getting out the Club.