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Old 12-28-2009, 10:26 AM   #1891 (permalink)
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Theres this kid at my lunch table that talks about his sexual escapades all the time. I can't tell if he's lying or not because he IS really cute and I know a lot of retarded girls that would shave their heads to bang him. But besides having the face of a boyband member, he's a total fucking creeper. He asked me if I shave my pubes and calls the clitoris the cliTORis. Like its a fucking exotic bird.
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Old 12-28-2009, 12:26 PM   #1892 (permalink)
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LOL. But if he doesn't talk, it's fine?
I know a lot of girls who'd bang him even if he did talk like that.
I went to high school with some weird people.
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Old 12-28-2009, 12:38 PM   #1893 (permalink)
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I don't care, I would never bang him. He is a Metallica fan.
Regardless, it kind of puts me off my hummus when someone interrupts my pleasent lunchtime conversation to inquire about my pubes.
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Old 12-28-2009, 12:50 PM   #1894 (permalink)
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Aside from the Metallica, yes, it would put me off too.
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Glad we agree, IM buddy.
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Old 12-28-2009, 01:02 PM   #1896 (permalink)
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Pardon?
Oh.
Haha, I remember now.
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i don't care, i would never bang him. He is a metallica fan.
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He asked me if I shave my pubes and calls the clitoris the cliTORis. Like its a fucking exotic bird.
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Old 12-31-2009, 04:50 PM   #1899 (permalink)
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. He asked me if I shave my pubes and calls the clitoris the cliTORis. Like its a fucking exotic bird.

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but isn't that the proper pronunciation of clitoris? Maybe he's not a creep, maybe he's just smart.
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Old 01-01-2010, 02:29 AM   #1900 (permalink)
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Yeah. I don't know about that. You might have just opened a can of worms with that one, buddy.
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