The Sexual Experience Thread

[clutnuckle]

Originally Posted by James

Newsom is the only acceptable answer.

^

[DreamingOfAlbion]

Originally Posted by djchameleon

Next time when you try to post a video. Only put the things in the url that comes after "v=" in between the brackets.

Ah, thank you! You're the third person who tried explaining it to me. But I got it now.

[Cenotaph]

I feel this thread is going to become just as popular as the "Do you piss in the shower?" thread in the Lounge...

[clutnuckle]

Originally Posted by Jack Pat

I feel this thread is going to become just as popular as the "Do you piss in the shower?" thread in the Lounge...

I never got to post in that thread, and I don't feel like fishing it out, so I'm just going to say that I do here.

also, Keren Ann is another good option.

[dreadnaught]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I feel you. Closed pussy equals hot. But open pussy equals gunshot wound.

my friend so kindly refers to them as 'bearded axe wounds.'

[crukster]

I think an open pussy looks like a rose in bloom

and my wang is the bee. Time to make some honey.

ooooh yeeaaaah

[Howard the Duck]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I feel you. Closed pussy equals hot. But open pussy equals gunshot wound.

depends on how loose that woman is

some open pussy lips can be the shit

[Howard the Duck]

Orianthi Panagaris:-



she can sweep-pick all the hairs on my body and wang-dang-doodle on my tremolo bar anytime

[Schranz bass]

Originally Posted by The Virgin

ok. so you're asking me who do i wanna have sex with base on some other things aside from looks? well... i say Casey Abram from American Idol season 10. he's not really handsome or even cute, but the way he plays the bass when he performed during one of the elimination round, the way he flickered the instrument while he sings in a wisphery manner, damn, he looks so fine right there. when i watched him do that, i'm like "dude, i can s*ck your d*ck right here, right now".

Hence, virgin....

[The Virgin]

Originally Posted by crukster

I think that's very demeaning. There's a lot more to a woman than just a vagina.

Like tits, for example.

guess you're right. but still, a d*ck looks better.