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02-27-2012, 09:45 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Pittsburgh PA, USA
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*best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew* *I will be the only person who attends my funeral crew* *1/10 on a good day crew* *never been to a party unless family reunions count crew* *never gotten a girl's number crew* *0 texts on average per day crew* *talk to myself just to hear a human's voice crew* *gets mail at 2am to avoid neighbors crew* *zero friends crew* *always pick #5 crew* *Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew* |
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02-27-2012, 11:21 PM
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shake it for me:)
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Nor Cal bxtch,California (:
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02-27-2012, 11:36 PM
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damn bro
Join Date: Jan 2007
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02-28-2012, 12:53 AM
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Absent Friend
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Tenemos Roads
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I'm impressed with your boyfriend, Vanilla. I can easily come two times in a day, even three, but I'd prefer to have sex several times a day than have to keep on going after I come. I guess I may have done three times when I was younger. When I was a teenager, I was insatiable, although to keep ****ing until my 11th orgasm in a row is something I've never done and (probably) will never do.
Today, I'm generally like a musket. I fire once and then take a while to reload, so I try to make sure my partner comes before I do. Quote:
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02-28-2012, 01:55 AM
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I Want To Believe
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: New Zealand
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 We did nail each other so we hurt the next day. Kind of what we do every weekend. My vagina curses my name for the abuse. I think he is amazing, it's definitely not viagra, he's just a very horny man. Maybe it's because I'm something alright to look at? He never did it with his two other Asian girlfriends as they were really weird about it and would only do it in the dark. Which brings me to my next question: do you lovelies have sex with the light on or off?
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02-28-2012, 02:36 AM
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Daft Punk/Justice fanboy
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Where how means why.
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Omg he is putrid.
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02-28-2012, 02:54 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Pittsburgh PA, USA
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*best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew* *I will be the only person who attends my funeral crew* *1/10 on a good day crew* *never been to a party unless family reunions count crew* *never gotten a girl's number crew* *0 texts on average per day crew* *talk to myself just to hear a human's voice crew* *gets mail at 2am to avoid neighbors crew* *zero friends crew* *always pick #5 crew* *Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew* |
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02-28-2012, 03:23 AM
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Dat's Der Bunny!
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Ireland
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"I found it eventually, at the bottom of a locker in a disused laboratory, with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard". Ever thought of going into Advertising?" - Arthur Dent |
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