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Old 03-02-2012, 02:06 PM   #4791 (permalink)
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Old 03-02-2012, 03:36 PM   #4792 (permalink)
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Hey, me too!
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Old 03-02-2012, 03:57 PM   #4793 (permalink)
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Yeah, that works lol
that just makes 200x better
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Old 03-02-2012, 04:46 PM   #4794 (permalink)
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The sexual boredom thread? Sex is hardly boring!
that's because you're new to it

it can be after a while
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 03-02-2012, 04:53 PM   #4795 (permalink)
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Hey so can I! Just not right now... I have to wait a couple of weeks...
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that's because you're new to it

it can be after a while
Only if you keep doing the same things over and over again!
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Old 03-02-2012, 04:54 PM   #4796 (permalink)
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that's because you're new to it

it can be after a while
for me not really... I have been since i was 15
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Old 03-02-2012, 04:57 PM   #4797 (permalink)
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This thread has destroyed my innocence forever.
Your innocence was destroyed in August of 2009.
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Old 03-02-2012, 04:58 PM   #4798 (permalink)
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Only if you keep doing the same things over and over again!
i have tried most things

next on my list are the whip and chains and bondage and i don't think many women here are into that
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Old 03-02-2012, 06:37 PM   #4799 (permalink)
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Like, putting your legs up while the guy pounds the **** out of you with your legs on his shoulder!
aw yeah.
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Old 03-02-2012, 06:44 PM   #4800 (permalink)
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