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Old 07-22-2012, 02:04 PM   #5371 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2012, 06:50 PM   #5372 (permalink)
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You guys make me lauagh.

I accidently humped as I was about to stand up. I did touch the woman but we did not have any kissing going on but it was a moment where I did not expect to hump a woman accidentally. I even got to hold her hand. Lucky me.
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Nice try Franco, nice try.

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Old 07-22-2012, 07:36 PM   #5373 (permalink)
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I think we have different definitions of humping.
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Old 07-22-2012, 08:02 PM   #5374 (permalink)
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You guys make me lauagh.

I accidently humped as I was about to stand up. I did touch the woman but we did not have any kissing going on but it was a moment where I did not expect to hump a woman accidentally. I even got to hold her hand. Lucky me.
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Old 07-22-2012, 10:35 PM   #5375 (permalink)
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I think we have different definitions of humping.
I can respect that. I can respect that.
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I'm kind of thinking quite possibly, FPK (not to be confused with Franco, or Pepe Kalle) is a minion for Franco, and his underlord Pepe Kalle, and if you listen to his music he steals your soul.

Nice try Franco, nice try.

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Old 07-22-2012, 11:57 PM   #5376 (permalink)
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I don't why but lately I have had sexual tensions with some hot women back in yard in Minnesota. I remember one time I went to Sam's Club and this woman was happily displaying her big juicy booty to me and I was like damn I want to spank that booty which is nice and juicy. I love booty.
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Old 07-23-2012, 08:33 AM   #5377 (permalink)
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Another sexual thing that happened to me was when I was swimming and I accidently almost took off a female's swim bra off and almost humped her. It had a sexual feeling and the lady thought we would have some hot sex together. Man that was a unique event as I never thought it qould happen like that.
We call that "attempted rape" 'round where I live.
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:14 AM   #5378 (permalink)
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We call that "attempted rape" 'round where I live.
We call That the Drew Doughty in California. She almost came home with me, and then I ended up humping my hand.
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Old 07-23-2012, 02:31 PM   #5379 (permalink)
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You guys make me lauagh.

I accidently humped as I was about to stand up. I did touch the woman but we did not have any kissing going on but it was a moment where I did not expect to hump a woman accidentally. I even got to hold her hand. Lucky me.
This is esentially what you do to women then "humping"

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You guys make me lauagh.

I accidently humped as I was about to stand up. I did touch the woman but we did not have any kissing going on but it was a moment where I did not expect to hump a woman accidentally. I even got to hold her hand. Lucky me.
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