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Old 08-02-2012, 05:58 AM   #5581 (permalink)
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Awww wit, I missed the orgy. Where was it held?
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Old 08-02-2012, 08:52 AM   #5582 (permalink)
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Dude, that's called masturbating, and it's not an orgy. Unless, of course, four or more people are watching.
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Lock me in a studio with Stevie Wonder. I'll slap him around a bit & use a few racial slurs to get him as angry as he was in the early 70s, grab him hard by the nuts & ask him if he still has anything left in there.
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Old 08-02-2012, 09:07 AM   #5583 (permalink)
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Dude, that's called masturbating, and it's not an orgy. Unless, of course, four or more people are watching.
maybe he put sex-crazed ferrets in them
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Old 08-02-2012, 09:08 AM   #5584 (permalink)
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Which brings up an interesting point. Can one engage in an orgy with animals where one is the only human? Or is that called something else?
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Old 08-02-2012, 09:11 AM   #5585 (permalink)
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Which brings up an interesting point. Can one engage in an orgy with animals where one is the only human? Or is that called something else?
Bestiality?
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Old 08-02-2012, 09:16 AM   #5586 (permalink)
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Which brings up an interesting point. Can one engage in an orgy with animals where one is the only human? Or is that called something else?
I like to call that, simply, adopting the natural barbaric ways of the human race.
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Old 08-02-2012, 09:23 AM   #5587 (permalink)
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Well, duh. I mean with more than one animal.
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Old 08-02-2012, 09:25 AM   #5588 (permalink)
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Bestiality?
i meant the ferrets were having sex in his pants, not having sex with him

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Well, duh. I mean with more than one animal.
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Old 08-02-2012, 12:07 PM   #5589 (permalink)
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Bestiality?
Bestiality, the best kind of beastiality!
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Old 08-02-2012, 01:10 PM   #5590 (permalink)
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Burning Down and Vanilla, you too got the the best eyes I have seen for a long time. Both of yall should be models. Just saying.
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