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Old 04-25-2009, 12:50 AM   #641 (permalink)
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lol... dude, if I'm not in a relationship, then sex is based solely on my arousal.
This is the reason why I don't have one night stands with random guys, because it's all selfishly motivated.
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Old 04-25-2009, 12:52 AM   #642 (permalink)
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This is the reason why I don't have one night stands with random guys, because it's all selfishly motivated.
It usually goes both ways on the selfishness, don't you think?
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Old 04-25-2009, 01:24 AM   #643 (permalink)
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that's how stupid fights get started.....I mean if I'm not in a relationship with her and I"m consistently messing with her but I know it's just for sexual reasons....I don't care who else is in her. just like she probably doesn't care who else I'm screwing around with.
Im a jealous d1ck, but if its a casual thing, then I say just let that girl go and find a new one. Im no casual expert what so ever, but I think we have all had those friends with benz.
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Old 04-25-2009, 01:33 AM   #644 (permalink)
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It usually goes both ways on the selfishness, don't you think?
Yeah but it's pretty hard for a girl to enjoy a one night stand when they guys wants to just get himself off inside you and that's it.
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Old 04-25-2009, 01:46 AM   #645 (permalink)
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That's why you gotta get your's first. As of inside of you? Can't say I ever signed up for that.
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Old 04-25-2009, 02:09 AM   #646 (permalink)
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My one night stands are a bit different:
First I make the girl put on a nice white bathrobe. Then I tie her to a chair and put on a Billie Holiday record while I paint her toenails. While the nail polish is drying I rub one out, then I brush her hair for a little bit, then I smoke a joint, polish off a bag of Doritos & pass out.
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Old 04-25-2009, 02:13 AM   #647 (permalink)
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I logged back in just to say:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

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Old 04-25-2009, 02:35 AM   #648 (permalink)
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My one night stands are a bit different:
First I make the girl put on a nice white bathrobe. Then I tie her to a chair and put on a Billie Holiday record while I paint her toenails. While the nail polish is drying I rub one out, then I brush her hair for a little bit, then I smoke a joint, polish off a bag of Doritos & pass out.
As of now you're number one on my list of favorite MB members.
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Old 04-25-2009, 02:51 AM   #649 (permalink)
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As of now you're number one on my list of favorite MB members.
Well I at least know it wasn't the hair brushing part that peaked your interest.
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Old 04-25-2009, 04:32 AM   #650 (permalink)
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I shoulda saw that one coming.
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