Strange Lectures you were Given as a Child

Kamikazi Kat · 05-13-2009, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Pobodys_Nerfect

Holy crap I got that same book, I think I was 12 at the time which I thought was weird cause I had already learned about sex and was regularly looking up porn by the time I was 8.

I remember the first time my dad actually talked to me about pregnancy though, well at least about me being sexually active. He knew I was going to a party and asked me if I brought protection and I said "yes I've got a condom" and I swear to God this is what he said, "No that kind, I mean do you have a coat hanger". He is a very demented man with an incredibly dark sense of humor, something I've inherited.

That just made my day.

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 05-13-2009, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevorkian Logic

I now have strawberry shortcake all over my computer thanks to you.

oh, tumour. Your mom probably told you the theatre thing in response to you asking what a lesbian is because thesbians love the theatre. When I was like 7 my aunt called me a thesbian and I thought she was calling me a lesbian and I cried for like 3 hours.

I know........
Is that the European way to spell Tumor? Cool.

cheezyridr · 05-13-2009, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TumorAttitude

You're totally in the minority if you didn't get useful tidbits on the meaning of life while being beaten with your own Converse Allstar.

that's the one and only thing i wasn't beaten with. maybe if i had some chucky t's instead of some keds bo-bos i might not be this screwed up right now.

my dad had a neat routine. he would make you bend over and grab your ankles. he would crack you behind with a hot wheel track, or a switch, yardstick, belt, whatever. if your knees buckled, or if you cried out, you got 2 more untill you could take one without buckling your knees or crying out.

Antonio · 05-14-2009, 12:26 AM

am i the only one who didn't get mercilessly beaten by their parents?

FireInCairo · 05-14-2009, 12:46 AM

No you're not alone I suffered the trauma of my parents never beating the **** out of me too. How are we meant to know they care?

**Janszoon** · 05-14-2009, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by FireInCairo

No you're not alone I suffered the trauma of my parents never beating the **** out of me too. How are we meant to know they care?

Hey me too! What a tragedy.

Antonio · 05-14-2009, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Hey me too! What a tragedy.

so traumatic.......

Kevorkian Logic · 05-14-2009, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by TumorAttitude

I know........
Is that the European way to spell Tumor? Cool.

maybe? I just spell things as how I read them in books. I realize now I must have spelled it wrong, sorry.

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 05-16-2009, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevorkian Logic

maybe? I just spell things as how I read them in books. I realize now I must have spelled it wrong, sorry.

S'okay. I'm not offended. I'm a cancerous cyst. I have no feelings.

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 05-16-2009, 09:44 AM

This is a f*cked up conversation, but if you must know, I got it mostly with his hands, hitting, choking, pushing my face into the carpet, and one time he hit me in the head with my english textbook.

That was the time that made me finally tell my teachers......

................................................

Is this turning into a big group of people begging for pity? I want no part of that.......

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~~TumorAttitude~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Purgatory Posts: 785	This is a f*cked up conversation, but if you must know, I got it mostly with his hands, hitting, choking, pushing my face into the carpet, and one time he hit me in the head with my english textbook. That was the time that made me finally tell my teachers...... ................................................ Is this turning into a big group of people begging for pity? I want no part of that.......