The Spam Thread: Channel Your Need to Spam Here Only

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Qwertyy

I'll drop an iPod into your casket.

I'll have a molotov cocktail. Should make my funeral more interesting.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by Qwertyy

Be careful who you call ugly in middle school.

[Key]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'll have a molotov cocktail. Should make my funeral more interesting.

Setting you on fire is probably the only way to burn the fat off your body at this point in your life.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by Ki

Setting you on fire is probably the only way to burn the fat off your body at this point in your life.

I still think we should try ten years of slave labor on him first, see how that goes. We are the world's greatest weight-loss program, gotta consider the options.

[Key]

Originally Posted by Frownland

I still think we should try ten years of slave labor on him first, see how that goes. We are the world's greatest weight-loss program, gotta consider the options.

Not a bad idea. Though I don't think they have weight loss programs that require a man to sit on one arm and masturbate to midgets all day.

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

Fat shaming is always step one. You dirty fat worthless piece of unlovable garbage.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by Ki

Not a bad idea. Though I don't think they have weight loss programs that require a man to sit on one arm and masturbate to midgets all day.

Amputation is our backup method of weight loss. If you sit on your arm for fifteen minutes before the surgery it feels like someone else is losing ten pounds in just seconds!

[Key]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Amputation is our backup method of weight loss. If you sit on your arm for fifteen minutes before the surgery it feels like someone else is losing ten pounds in just seconds!

And if you masturbate with that arm, it's almost like someone else is doing it for you.


Not because I know or anything.

[The Batlord]

****ing niggers.

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]