The Spam Thread: Channel Your Need to Spam Here Only

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

Mate stop it



True Q-Man, but I would hope people would learn their lesson after a bit.

one would hope so.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

Mate stop it

She's gotta pay off her debt somehow. Just don't think about what that means between her and your parents...

[djchameleon]

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

True Q-Man, but I would hope people would learn their lesson after a bit.

Nope. Some people especially your sis are the type of takers that won't stop taking as long as people keep giving. They don't care about what others are going through just what they want for themselves.

Honestly, If I was in your shoes I would cut her off completely and all debt that is owed to you needs to be paid back with 100% interest.

[The Batlord]

We don't take pounds either, so make sure to exchange those for some real money before you send it to us.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

We don't take pounds either, so make sure to exchange those for some real money before you send it to us.

You can even do it online.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by elphenor

Batlord is there a part during the training video where they tell you mayonnaise is the most important ingredient always apply **** ton of mayo

I find that either we put just enough mayonnaise/ketchup/mustard so that you can get a hint of what they're supposed to taste, or we use a firehose. There's not much in-between.

[Frownland]

Oh I forgot to update you. I went to Burger King last week because I left home in a hurry and wanted breakfast and got the sausage croissant. That thing literally tasted like ****ing garbage, even while I was hungry as ****. I'd like to talk to your manager about that so that you can face repercussions.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Oh I forgot to update you. I went to Burger King last week because I left home in a hurry and wanted breakfast and got the sausage croissant. That thing literally tasted like ****ing garbage, even while I was hungry as ****. I'd like to talk to your manager about that so that you can face repercussions.

If it makes you feel any better they probably dropped the ingredients on the floor and didn't bother to wipe them off before making your sandwich. Also, if you really must then get either ham or chicken. I've found some success with making myself basically a ham and cheese sandwich with a fake croissant, and our breakfast chicken is actually pretty decent for fast food chicken. Never get the bacon. Our bacon isn't that good and they only give you enough to prove in a court of law that they gave you bacon. The only thing I'll ever do with the customer's best interest at heart is give them a bit more bacon than I'm supposed to, cause it's appalling just how much they give you.

[Frownland]

I don't think they dropped it, that would've given it flavour.

[The Batlord]

Oh yeah, and those croissants are hella overpriced. Get a couple of the cheapo burritos. They're about the same quality-wise but are on the dollar menu.