Why Satan loves you more than Jesus.

Fenixpunk · 01-12-2005, 11:16 AM

i agree its interesting and has some good stories in it..Dr. Seuss wrote some good ones as well.

by the way - Jesus loves soccer

jesus · 01-12-2005, 02:43 PM

Jesus was in the newspaper today, my whole school was talking about him.

hookers with machineguns · 01-12-2005, 03:34 PM

I can't believe Jesus even wears sandals when playing soccer. Ugh, hasn't the son of God ever heard of kleets?

Greg · 01-12-2005, 05:39 PM

It's not soccer it's football. We invented it. With those sandals he's gonna stub his toe, nasty. Not gonna hurt as bad as being nailed to a cross tho'.

jibber · 01-12-2005, 11:32 PM

haha, completely going off on a tangent, I have a jesus bobble head, it's sitting on my desk.

covle · 01-14-2005, 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Greg

It's not soccer it's football. We invented it. With those sandals he's gonna stub his toe, nasty. Not gonna hurt as bad as being nailed to a cross tho'.

no, its soccer. football is afl.

MUSE girl · 01-14-2005, 10:14 AM

we call it football over here, doesnt really matter though, its means the same thing. amricans call what we call rugby, football.
anyway back on topic, what i dont understand is that, if god was real why is there all these natural disarsters and killing in the world?

hookers with machineguns · 01-14-2005, 11:06 AM

america's football is your rugby? are you sure about that?

franscar · 01-14-2005, 11:14 AM

America's football over here is known as American Football.

Our football is called soccer over there, and technically should be called soccer over here, but it's not, it's called football.

Football rocks. Now, God doesn't rock.

Here's my major beef: if God is all powerful, why does he need everyone to tell him how great he is and dedicate their life to him? Sounds like a bit of an attention whore to me.

franscar · 01-14-2005, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by spearmint

doesn't jesus and god love all living things?!

Nope, they love the ones that dedicate their entire lives to praising them. And if you read the New Testament, then basically to get into Heaven you have to wipe out all other religions, through conversion or through death.

Fun.

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01-12-2005, 11:16 AM
Fenixpunk The Erroneous Hoodlum Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: West Side Phoenix Posts: 2,128	i agree its interesting and has some good stories in it..Dr. Seuss wrote some good ones as well. by the way - Jesus loves soccer __________________ This message has been approved by Shawn Erroneous - Hoodlum Hardcore

01-12-2005, 02:43 PM
jesus cat addict Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 1,108	Jesus was in the newspaper today, my whole school was talking about him.

01-12-2005, 03:34 PM
hookers with machineguns Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,758	I can't believe Jesus even wears sandals when playing soccer. Ugh, hasn't the son of God ever heard of kleets? __________________ last.fm

01-12-2005, 05:39 PM
Greg Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Midlands England Posts: 94	It's not soccer it's football. We invented it. With those sandals he's gonna stub his toe, nasty. Not gonna hurt as bad as being nailed to a cross tho'.

01-12-2005, 11:32 PM
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Canuckistan Posts: 1,358	haha, completely going off on a tangent, I have a jesus bobble head, it's sitting on my desk. __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

01-14-2005, 10:14 AM
MUSE girl Eat my ****. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Merry old England, Forest Of Dean Posts: 105	we call it football over here, doesnt really matter though, its means the same thing. amricans call what we call rugby, football. anyway back on topic, what i dont understand is that, if god was real why is there all these natural disarsters and killing in the world? __________________ Just when you thourght things couldnt get much worse, just when you thourght things were going to get better...... it all returns with reinforcments.

01-14-2005, 11:06 AM
hookers with machineguns Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,758	america's football is your rugby? are you sure about that? __________________ last.fm

01-14-2005, 11:14 AM
franscar Honky Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Birmingham Posts: 685	America's football over here is known as American Football. Our football is called soccer over there, and technically should be called soccer over here, but it's not, it's called football. Football rocks. Now, God doesn't rock. Here's my major beef: if God is all powerful, why does he need everyone to tell him how great he is and dedicate their life to him? Sounds like a bit of an attention whore to me.