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Old 01-15-2005, 03:03 AM  
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Lightbulb Ditch them old socks!!!

Ok, this post is really G*Y, but anyway.......

5 reasons to ditch them old socks.......

1) They have already been used one to many times as a condom
2) They are a little crusty and rotten from your foot fungus.... yes, i'm talking to you
3) They might be hole-ey, and if you're not into 'god', that is a problem
4) They smell a little bad
5) (You make up #5)
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Old 01-15-2005, 04:28 AM  
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haha none of them is a problem for me jk
no 5 would be: you should finally get rid of your barbie/ spiderman socks...you've been wearing them since you were 5
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Old 01-18-2005, 08:13 AM  
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Ok, this post is really G*Y, but anyway.......

5 reasons to ditch them old socks.......

1) They have already been used one to many times as a condom
2) They are a little crusty and rotten from your foot fungus.... yes, i'm talking to you
3) They might be hole-ey, and if you're not into 'god', that is a problem
4) They smell a little bad
5) (You make up #5)
i totally agree. theres nothing better than coming home and putting on a brand new pair of socks.
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Old 01-18-2005, 09:17 AM  
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Using socks as condoms? Uh.... that's almost as bad as plastic wrap and a rubberband
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Old 01-18-2005, 05:22 PM  
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plus what kind of girl would let you use a f*cking sock? Forget uncomfortable, that would be really damn painful.
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:08 AM  
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come on, can you take it more seriously than that?!
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Old 01-19-2005, 03:40 AM  
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I've worn the same pair of Grey socks to school for 5 years. I win.
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^no arguments here
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plus what kind of girl would let you use a f*cking sock? Forget uncomfortable, that would be really damn painful.
Ha glad im a guy.
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plus what kind of girl would let you use a f*cking sock? Forget uncomfortable, that would be really damn painful.
an old poem i heard...

when days were old and knights were bold, and rubbers weren't invented..
they placed a sock across their c*ck, and babies were prevented...

i highly doubt there is much truth behind this, but found it funny none the less.
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