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Old 06-06-2012, 12:09 PM   #951 (permalink)
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john snow got pissed when that snow girl rubbed up on his boner. what makes you think he would present any of you with it?
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Old 06-06-2012, 12:23 PM   #952 (permalink)
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What about John Snow? I'd bang the living daylights out of him!
Nah dude, I used to be all about him then I realised I am all about:





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Old 06-06-2012, 01:10 PM   #953 (permalink)
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I actually cannot resist a man with a little stubble.
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Old 06-06-2012, 03:53 PM   #954 (permalink)
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Sure you can.

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Old 06-06-2012, 04:55 PM   #955 (permalink)
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He's one of you, Kay. He's Scottish!
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Old 06-06-2012, 05:45 PM   #956 (permalink)
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I just threw my razor away..........



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Old 08-01-2012, 07:27 AM   #957 (permalink)
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john snow got pissed when that snow girl rubbed up on his boner. what makes you think he would present any of you with it?
He was a virgin then, sakes. There is also consequences to not presenting.
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Old 08-01-2012, 10:15 AM   #958 (permalink)
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Old 01-20-2013, 12:28 PM   #959 (permalink)
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Old 01-20-2013, 01:33 PM   #960 (permalink)
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I won't deny that he has some merit, but he's not really for me.
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