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Princess Leia is my Bitch
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: New Zealand
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So I think we should have a MLIA thread. Post your own 'average' moments for us to giggle at.
The other day I was debating with my classmate to whether gay marriage is acceptable. I stated that marriage is sacred to God who created it. He said he's athiest so what does that mean for his marriage? After a bit of debating, we got back to work. Lunchtime that day he passed me outside and said "I'm just going to tell my wife we're no longer married and then find a gay man." MLIA.
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Twangbanger
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In no time at all this will be turned into the next megasite like FML. You better put in your patent and get those royalty checks before its to late.
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Music Banter Mascot
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It already is too late! MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today
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Music Banter Mascot
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Yesterday, as I was climbing over a fence while running away from my cousin my pants became snagged on the wood and ripped all the way down the seam of the right leg. At that moment I realized that 3 feet away there was a gate. MLIA.
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Saaaad Panda
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: California
Posts: 646
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Today a lady backed into me while I was driving home from lunch, then sped off when I got out of my car. I jotted down her license plate on my box of pizza leftovers. When police arrived, I handed the cop the pizza box. He shook the box, then handed it to his partner and said 'can you run a 28 on this license, then make sure this gentleman gets his pizza back'. We all chuckled. MLIA.
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Life is just blah, blah, blah You hope for blah And sometimes you find it, but mostly it's blah And waiting for blah And hoping you were right about the blahs you made And then, just when you think you've got the whole blah'd damn thing figured out And you're surrounded by the ones you blah Death shows up... anddd blah, blah, blah. |
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We dont need no education
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Scotland; Where how means why.
Posts: 2,391
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Alas, I love MLIA.
Considering I have just woke up, I have no MLIA's right now.
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Year Zero
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When my alarm woke me up this morning the clock read 7.30 and I start work at 8.00!
I jumped out of bed in a panic, fearing I was late. It was then I realised that I always have my alarm clock set 30 minutes fast. How I laughed.
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Groupie
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I was in the grocery store today doing some shopping and I noticed this beautiful girl at the end of the aisle. I strolled down their with my basket and pretended to be intrested in what she was buying and started some small talk. I ended up giving her my number and just as I handed it to her, her husband came around the corner and said, "Heres my number", and handed me a small piece of paper that said, "Go **** yourself".
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