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Old 12-06-2009, 02:39 AM   #281 (permalink)
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Your husband doesn't seem to mind.
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Old 12-06-2009, 03:34 AM   #282 (permalink)
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You know, AwwSaccharin, I used to think you were fairly cool in a childish way, but this sorry attempt to tell me off makes me realize you've been a two-faced, linguistically-limited barnacle from the first time you annoyed me by posting in my songwriting thread. If this is your idea of flaming, then I really can't value your opinions about the written word because...

YOUR AESTHETIC SENSE IS AS BAD AS YOUR AVATAR ART!!!!

And you might as well put the XXX's back on either side of your username, because your ability to formulate meaningful and novel sentences is about as good as the awkward gyrations of an untitillating porno star.
Nicely done (see bold) and the use of an 'un' word is particularly impressive.
Pre-fixing words with 'un' is a love of mine.

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Your husband doesn't seem to mind.
World class. ^
A very male put down and coming from a woman adds an extra cutting edge.
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Old 12-06-2009, 06:01 AM   #283 (permalink)
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Incidentally, this probably explains why your posts are so pathetically short (like other parts of your body): typing one-handed while the other desperately tries to rub one out must make it awfully difficult for you to string together more than a few words before your attention wanders, leaving the pleasures of the body and of cogent thought forever beyond your reach.
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Old 12-06-2009, 06:28 AM   #284 (permalink)
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Your husband doesn't seem to mind.
No he does, he's just trying to make it seem like he doesn't. He doesn't want to make you feel bad about your unfortunate excuse for breast and horribly un-hygienic and excessively chubby ass.

He actually described it as worse than sex with a fat, 90 year old man.
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Old 12-06-2009, 10:36 AM   #285 (permalink)
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He actually described it as worse than sex with a fat, 90 year old man.
So he fucks you too then?
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Old 12-06-2009, 10:45 AM   #286 (permalink)
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Goddamn, just a few days away from this thread and it's gotten this many pages already?

Wow. You're all a bunch of losers. And I'm not even joking.
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Old 12-06-2009, 11:00 AM   #287 (permalink)
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Goddamn, just a few days away from this thread and it's gotten this many pages already?

Wow. You're all a bunch of losers. And I'm not even joking.
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... yeah...
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Old 12-06-2009, 11:07 AM   #288 (permalink)
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What's pitiful, FuckSho, is that you spend so much time on the Internet expressing almost nothing at all. With the short length of your posts, you can't even claim to be a silent but violent fart...you're just a little unpleasant smell the breeze will blow away. And since your own wind is the ONLY thing that's gonna blow you, you better get used to a lonely life of self-abuse.

Incidentally, this probably explains why your posts are so pathetically short (like other parts of your body): typing one-handed while the other desperately tries to rub one out must make it awfully difficult for you to string together more than a few words before your attention wanders, leaving the pleasures of the body and of cogent thought forever beyond your reach.

It must be hard for you...being perpetually so soft in the head.


Your not in a position to criticize darling, Fasho is not queefing his bullshit opinion in every post, nor does he begin every fucking post with "Dear," like he's writing a complaint to the manager of a local superstore, bitching about not being able to bring his cow in by a rope so he can get anally rimmed in the dressing room.

Worst Argumentalist, pah! The day I give a shit about your opinion, or the fact that you stick your gnarled fingers in your sahara-dried cunt every night to photocopies of my old avatar, is the day I put a gun to my head and pull the fucking trigger.

Please promptly get bent, filled, beaten, brutalized, and dumped into a barren gnoll. I'm sure your half-headed farm animals could oblige.

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Old 12-06-2009, 11:57 AM   #289 (permalink)
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Old 12-06-2009, 11:59 AM   #290 (permalink)
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^3 points right there
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