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Old 01-21-2010, 02:32 PM   #11 (permalink)
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TumorAttitude: Death by Conor Oberst? I feel like that's the only way to go that you wouldn't enjoy... Nobody likes Bright Eyes.


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storymilo: Remember that time when you were/still are "married" to that unattractive girl on facebook. Death by shame.
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Old 01-21-2010, 02:33 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I think right track should be forced to grow a beard... then he'd just kill himself.
...or adapt a Scouse accent for the rest of his life.
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Old 01-21-2010, 02:34 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Ouch. Now i would prepare for your own death.
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Old 01-21-2010, 02:36 PM   #14 (permalink)
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storymilo: Remember that time when you were/still are "married" to that unattractive girl on facebook. Death by shame.
It was worth the coconuts.

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...or adapt a Scouse accent for the rest of his life.
That reminds me..

jackhammer: Listen to Green Day for the rest of his life... sung in a Scouse accent (still don't know what it is but I know he hates it)
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Old 01-22-2010, 09:20 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Conan/Sonance: Death by Letterman.
You sadistic fiend!
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Old 01-22-2010, 09:35 AM   #16 (permalink)
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It was worth the coconuts.



That reminds me..

jackhammer: Listen to Green Day for the rest of his life... sung in a Scouse accent (still don't know what it is but I know he hates it)
Scousers are Liverpudlians.

Funny, Everton is in the same city and doesn't get nearly as much shit as Liverpool FC from other fans.
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Old 01-22-2010, 09:49 AM   #17 (permalink)
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TumorAttitude: Death by Conor Oberst? I feel like that's the only way to go that you wouldn't enjoy... Nobody likes Bright Eyes.


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storymilo: Remember that time when you were/still are "married" to that unattractive girl on facebook. Death by shame.
Rickenbacker: Chokes to death on his own cum while saying something pretentious.
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Old 01-22-2010, 10:05 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I like you. You're very nice. Baking you vegan rasberry petite fours laced with toxins.
Hey...I thought those would be reserved for me, TumorAttitude! You know I'd eat them, never expecting such malevolence from a vegetarian.

(Note to self: do not eat vegan pastries left on doorstep)
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Old 01-22-2010, 10:08 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I would do it with rainbows and puppies.
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Old 01-22-2010, 10:11 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I'd get the whole lot of you, round you up inside a hall. Lock the doors and have Veganegelica read all her posts to you until you were screaming to be let out.
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